He's got somethin', wants to sell it
all the cars, we'll talk about it
ain't no famous dealer, it's so lame
somehow he got around it
Listen, it don't even matter to me, Perry
you'll never get a sale out of me
I said

No way! I will not but an SUV
(don't want to buy one you S.O.B.)

Maybe, somehow, somebody
must have bought one from you son
tell me why you would push us
improving your commision
funny, it won't make a difference to me, Perry
all these Kias are too crappy for me
I said

No way! I will not but an SUV
(don't want to buy one you S.O.B.)
hey Perry, no way! I will not buy an SUV
(don't want to buy one you S.O.B.)

Oh!!!!

Perry, I'm not the first
I think alot of other dealers were burned
you think it's a deal for us
but it's one of those things that's going to make me cuss...!

No way, no how, somebody
would have bought one from you son
who knows, maybe you sold them
Volvos, Pintos and Rams then got your bonus
funny, it don't make a difference to me, Perry
all these offers are too lousy for me
I said

No way! I will not buy an SUV
(don't want to buy one you S.O.B.)
I said, no way! I will not buy an SUV
(don't want to buy one you S.O.B.)
I said, no way! I will not buy an SUV
(don't want to buy one you S.O.B.)

Oh, oh, oh!