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Song Parodies -> "I'll Hold It, I Don't Wanna Fart"

Original Song Title:

"The Waiting"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Hold It, I Don't Wanna Fart"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

About being on a date and trying not to fart.....
Oh baby, don't I feel the pressure right now
I do feel it building within me
yeah, I've never felt tension this intense
I know I need to make a good impression
my date doesn't need to smell my foul winds
so I plan to hold it until I get in my house
I go ooh, ooh(ooh, ooh)
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I'll hold it, I don't wanna fart
I don't want you to fall apart
I'll take it with grit, I'll try to play it smart
I'll hold it, I don't need to fart

Well, yeah I might have ate a couple of tacos my lass
ooh, all it ever gave me was gas
if I were to fart I would feel good
but it won't be good for you to smell my gas
baby, you're the only I'm holding it for
that chili I ate makes it worse on me you know
I go ooh, ooh(ooh, ooh)
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I'll hold it, I don't wanna fart
I don't want you to fall apart
I'll take it with grit, I'll try to play it smart
I'll hold it, I don't need to fart

Oh, I won't release it baby
I won't release it here
I won't release it baby
I won't release it here
I'll get some Beano now
I'll get some Gas-X dear
I'll won't let it come out
I won't release it here

Ooh, ooh(ooh, ooh)
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I'll hold it, I don't wanna fart
I don't want you to fall apart
I'll take it with grit, I'll try to play it smart
I'll hold it, I don't need to fart

I'll hold it, I don't wanna fart

Ooohh.... I don't wanna fart

Ooohh.... I don't wanna fart
I have a couple of other ideas for Tom Petty songs, look for them some time in the near future...

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Dominic L. - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, Sephen, I thought that you made the subject of a fart pretty funny instead of just being stupid... What album is this on? I only have it on the box set.
Red Ant - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS here, but funny. BTW, your title scans well to the chorus of "Lithium".
john ulvang - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Ya wonder why they never came up with some kinda fart muffler. I love Petty. Rock on!
Olvan The Terrible - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice parody! It shows you can write songs about things other than anime and GBA games.
Stephen aka Step-chan - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you for the votes and comments! I didn't know that I could have done this to Lithium(It would be tempting, but I don't want to do too many fart parodies at a time). Red Ant, have you thought of doing it to Lithium.
Stephen aka Step-chan - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, that's complicated, because... I had it recorded to a CD-R(My cousin has the original album and he moved to Ohio back in 2003), it was a compilation album of his best hits, I think.
Red Ant - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Just have a second here but a farting parody set to "Lithium" has been done:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/nirvana66.shtml
Stephen aka Step-chan - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Good thing I didn't try it then, I don't need anymore assaults thrown at me.
Johnny D - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Nothin' wrong with fart parodies, as long as they stink as good as this one does!
Stephen aka Step-chan - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I meant doing it to a song that someone else did the theme to(Lithium, in this case. I got burn abit for the Complicated parody). This is my first fart parody: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/nirvana218.shtml

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