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Song Parodies -> "N-O-R-TH-P-O-L-E/Santa"

Original Song Title:

"867-5309/Jenny"

Original Performer:

Tommy Tutone

Parody Song Title:

"N-O-R-TH-P-O-L-E/Santa"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Anyone else love Santa's girl? Put rthe address in your address book now!
Santa, Santa who can I turn to
Your wife is someone I would hold on too
Don't think she's had a second before
Who saw your name and address on snowballs
Santa I've got your address
I wanna meet your wife
Santa don't change your address
N O R T-H P- O-L-E (N O R T-H P- O-L-E)
N O R T-H P- O-L-E ((N O R T-H P- O-L-E))

Santa , Santa, bring your girl to me
She's just like snowflakes and she's really sexy
Tried to get her, but Ru-
dolph butted my head
I tried asking all the reindeer
But they were disturbed

Santa I've got your address
I wanna meet your wife
Santa don't change your address
N O R T-H P- O-L-E (N O R T-H P- O-L-E)
N O R T-H P- O-L-E ((N O R T-H P- O-L-E))

I got it (I got it), I got it
I got your address in the snow
I got it (I got it), I got it
She may be your wife, but youre too old for her

Santa I've got your address
I wanna meet your wife
Santa don't change your address
N O R T-H P- O-L-E (N O R T-H P- O-L-E)
N O R T-H P- O-L-E ((N O R T-H P- O-L-E))

Santa I've got your address
I wanna meet your wife
Santa don't change your address
N O R T-H P- O-L-E (N O R T-H P- O-L-E)
N O R T-H P- O-L-E ((N O R T-H P- O-L-E))


Santa, Santa who can I turn to
N O R T-H P- O-L-E (N O R T-H P- O-L-E)
Wanna be with your wife
So Im aksing you Santa
N O R T-H P- O-L-E (N O R T-H P- O-L-E)
N O R T-H P- O-L-E ((N O R T-H P- O-L-E))
She'll be mine!


2004 J-A-C-K-W-I-L-S-O-N/Parodist

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Ingeborg S. Nordén - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny spin on the original theme (imagining someone turned on by Mrs. Claus is kind of odd though). Pacing and rhymes are a bit off from "Jenny", partly because of the extra letter adding a syllable. 4-5-5.
Michael McVey - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, last year I submitted one of my old, old parodies, "I Saw Daddy Shooting Santa Claus" in response to Santa kissing too many mothers, but it looks like this one put the shoe on the other foot!!!!! -- MM
Stuart McArthur - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
as I was reading this I was thinking you're gonna get hit for pacing here, but I didn't find it hard to make the pacing work - 5s from me
Jack Wilson - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ingeborg, Micheal and Stu!
Jack Wilson - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh my god, since when did Chukcy allow CHAIN LETTERS on amIright?

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