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Song Parodies -> "Blinding Us with Bull Crap"

Original Song Title:

"Blinded Me with Science"

Original Performer:

Thomas Dolby

Parody Song Title:

"Blinding Us with Bull Crap"

Parody Written by:

Casey Smith

The Lyrics

Political deception
Each time I turn on my TV
It goes without exception
The media’s misleading me
They’re blinding me with bull crap
They’re blinding YOU with bull crap
Abusing their technology

What they call unbiased news…
(Journalistic bull crap-bull crap)
…Will defile a pair of shoes
(If you step in bull crap-bull crap)

Keith Olbmerman’s reporting
Is worth a pile of poop to me
But if I dare oppose him
I’m incorrect politically
He’s feeding me his bull crap
He’s feeding YOU his bull crap
He serves it up so gingerly

When I flip to CBS…
(Bull crap-Bull crap)
…They start feeding me BS
(Have a slice of bull crap)

It’s really not surprising
They feed upon our apathy
Unless there’s an uprising
They’ll go on slinging crap you see
They’re blinding us with bull crap
They’re blinding YOU with bull crap
And teaching us crap-ology

Good Heavens, Mister Olbmeran, you’re unTRUTHful!
I don’t believe it! There he goes again!
Now he’s saying that George Bush created HIV to wipe out all the blacks and Hispanics!

Political deception
Each time I turn on my TV
It goes without exception
The media’s misleading me
they’re blinding me with bull crap
They’re blinding YOU with bull crap
Abusing their technology
copyright Casey Smith 2008

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alvin - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
a clever and well-paced rant...dug it
Tim Hall - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Penn and Teller would be proud

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