Ms. Palin is upon us
She sees across the Bering Sea
Alaska’s where she comes from
Competed to be our VP
Mmm—but does she believe in science?
“Does she believe in science?”
Or, know about diplomacy?

McCain chose her in a blur
"Hoping we would buy it—buy it"
Another real “maverick”
“Buy it!”
“Buy it!”

Mmm—she’s a “hockey mom” diversion
To get who’d vote for Hillary
They’ll say Barack’s a Muslim
And Muslims know what terror means
They have no problem lying
“They have no problem lying!”
Or stealing the presidency

She’s for helping AIG
“Helping them with finance – finance!”
“Finance!”
More drilling for energy
“Bibles mixed with science – science!”
“Science!”

Global warming’s a notion
Or temps up by a small degree
Oil drilling in the ocean
Will solve all our energy needs
If oil’s out there let’s find it
“If oil’s out there let’s find it”
Helping Exxon’s corporate greed

“Good heavens, she’s going loco – it’s pitiful!”

I don't believe it!
There she goes again!
She’s thinking she could really help John McCain!
He is running scared
Momentum slows
They’ll say ACORN harms voting
But – they’re scared of who’ll be voting
Help Democratic victories
Causing a big commotion
And voting out the GOP
Mmm – they’re trying to divide us
“They’re trying to divide us!”
Do they believe in...