-> "My Husband Kevin"
Original Song Title:
"My Perfect Cousin"
Parody Song Title:
"My Husband Kevin"
The Lyrics
now i had a husband called kevin
i think he was number seven
always gutless , mean and weak
as cruel as you'll get em
he's just a cur with a little packet
girth and length,he just didn't have it
a boner he could barely sustain
my husband kevin,he is so lame
oh my husband kevin
when i like to screw he couldn't
he's just a wimpy little boy
his members brittle,where's my toy
he's gotta room filled with dirty comics
milfs hot chicks and size e tits
he's just like that old adage
he's just at that difficult boy age
even at the birth jayden
smart boy kevin showed he's no sean penn
he always beat me with his right elbow
but i cracked his rib and he didn't know
oh my husband kevin
when the kids breast feed he doesn't
he's a nasty snide gar-goyle
his mothers painful bottom boil
his mother looks just like sean ryder
and the local press they dispise her
wouldn't say she's got no poise
makes good dancers of the back street boys
girls try to find his erection
but what a shame it's a vein closer inspection
you will never see him play with himself
coz kevins got the prick of an elf
my ex-husband kevin
i know what to do ,he doesn't
thinks his familys the real mccoy
anothers sperm she did deploy
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