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Song Parodies -> "My Husband Kevin"

Original Song Title:

"My Perfect Cousin"

Original Performer:

The Undertones

Parody Song Title:

"My Husband Kevin"

Parody Written by:

Tomario

The Lyrics

want to know what was the reasons britney wanted to divorce him ? read on.........
now i had a husband called kevin
i think he was number seven
always gutless , mean and weak
as cruel as you'll get em
he's just a cur with a little packet
girth and length,he just didn't have it
a boner he could barely sustain
my husband kevin,he is so lame

oh my husband kevin
when i like to screw he couldn't
he's just a wimpy little boy
his members brittle,where's my toy

he's gotta room filled with dirty comics
milfs hot chicks and size e tits
he's just like that old adage
he's just at that difficult boy age
even at the birth jayden
smart boy kevin showed he's no sean penn
he always beat me with his right elbow
but i cracked his rib and he didn't know

oh my husband kevin
when the kids breast feed he doesn't
he's a nasty snide gar-goyle
his mothers painful bottom boil

his mother looks just like sean ryder
and the local press they dispise her
wouldn't say she's got no poise
makes good dancers of the back street boys
girls try to find his erection
but what a shame it's a vein closer inspection
you will never see him play with himself
coz kevins got the prick of an elf

my ex-husband kevin
i know what to do ,he doesn't
thinks his familys the real mccoy
anothers sperm she did deploy

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Stephen Harrington - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Even though I don't know it, 5s for a wicked parody.
Stuart McArthur - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
ha, wicked alright, and a clever dig with "makes good dancers of the back street boys" - 555
Adagio - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3(M) Good one - 'nice' digs.
Peter Andersson - December 03, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - The nostalgia factor was high for me on this song, haven't heard it in ages but it was a hit when I was young. Good parody too, some LOL lines, I only wish it had been longer (and judging from your parody, so did Britney). :-)
Agrimorfee - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Nasty bit of work (in a good way). K-Fed must have done something bad to someone in a past life to get the bad vibes he receives. Poor fella! Creatively written against the song, Tomario.
Johnny D - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Any brain twisted enough to create "he's a nasty snide gar-goyle / his mothers painful bottom boil" definitely BELONGS on AmIRight with the REST of us nut-cases, LOL!
Max Power - December 10, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3M-Great
Agrimorfee - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Vuja,de above!
Matthias - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Shove a "spear" in him he's done
Jason - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3M Good
Red Ant - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3M) That mapped tightly onto TOS, Tomario! Funny work, especially taking BS' point of view with it. Kevin's package was lacking, lol. Kudos, too, for making a "celebrity parody" where intimately knowing every friggin' detail of their lives is not required to get the content. 5s
Stuart McArthur - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3M) see above, and you stuck that knife in and twisted, tomario! - still like the "makes good dancers of the back street boys" line best
Michael McVey - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Like my own parody says, "you can't stay married to Brat-ney Spears." 5's.-----MM
Jack Wilson - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3M) I hera he lieks them spears! 555
Cat - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Brilliant, Tomario! Definitely one of your best, and many lines, especially the "prick of an elf" one, had me laughing out loud.
bobpiecheese - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I got lost with this one, but then I'm Mister "I-Live-Under-A-Rock", so I don't know anything that's going on.
Kristof Robertson - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ouch! Remind me never to never get on your bad side, Tomario. Eloquent bloke-bashing. 555
The Charnstar - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) HAHAHA! You should see Weird Al's Kevin Interview... HILARIOUS! 5-5-5
Jack Wilson - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM)See above, this was great 555 here
Stuart McArthur - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) uh oh, another one I'm at the risk of over-commenting on - pity the M-comp was running simultaneously, tomario, because this is worthy of being entered into both - nice lampooning - my fave type of parody - 555
Michael McVey - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
See prevous comment.
wannabemustangjockey - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Does the National Enquirer know about you?
Johnny D - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
See above ... this parody is still as twisted as ever!
Phil Alexander - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought I commented on this one first time around. The vote didn't take, so I must have voted - this one's kind of fun (and I'm very tempted to forward it to a friend's wife - no prizes for guessing what the husband's name is ;-) )
Glen S - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Sucks to be Kevin. I enjoyed the sound-alikes here. ANd you're probably right about the size of male-elf junk. I mean, all the hot elves seem to be going for humans. Boo-yah rings reference.
Tim Mayfield - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Are those all of the reasons? I think there are probably a few more...

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