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Song Parodies -> "Yankovicness"

Original Song Title:

"Thanks For Christmas"

Original Performer:

The Three Wise Men (aka XTC)

Parody Song Title:


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The Lyrics

This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice competition (Week 16) this time hosted once again by Agrimorfee. As Jack Black of Tenacious D sings: "This isn't the best song in the world... This is just a tribute" (To everybody's favorite parody author... Weird Al Yankovic!)
We want a new Duck when it's Christmas in the... Melt...down...
Santa's wound

Welcome to the Amish Paradise where Skip...per... Dan's...
Super mad... He fails...

He's Handy
Makes your bathroom dandy now
Twinkie weiner dogs, He'll feast
Harvey is that Wonder beast!

He's Tacky
Floral shirts are wacky now
Being Stupid is his Dare
Hooked on Spuds, That's why we're snared to...

Uncle Nutsy's shown on UHF to please... the... crowd...
Fish spin 'round...

Watch him run with scissors in his hand, He's such... a... hunk...
Drives a truck... In heels...

Had Lasik
Found a place on Craigslist now
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Your Word Crimes have filled his song

So quirky
There in Albuquerque now
Jim West joins him on guitar
I was Close But No Cigar for...

Think we're insane on Weasel Stomping Day this year
We can't hit the Hardware Store for Pentiums, That's clear
He's been saying to "Eat It"
Stuff your mouth
Lasagna and beeeeeeeeeer!

Don't use your Ringtone for Phony Calls, That makes... us... frown...
You're... a... louse...

In Jurassic Park you will be missed, He'll Creep You Out...
Heard you shout... "You're Weird!"

Yank-o-vic-ness... Yank-o-vic-ness... Yank-o-vic-ness...

Songs referenced...

1. "I Wanna New Duck"
2. "Christmas At Ground Zero"
3. "Night Santa Went Crazy"
4. "Amish Paradise"
5. "Skipper Dan"
6. "Handy"
7. "Harvey The Wonder Hamster"
8. "Tacky"
9. "Dare To Be Stupid"
10. "Addicted To Spuds"
11. "Truck Drivin' Song"
12. "Craigslist"
13. "Everything You Know Is Wrong"
14. "Word Crimes"
15. "Albuquerque"
16. "Close But No Cigar"
17. "Weasel Stomping Day"
18. "Hardware Store"
19. "It's All About The Pentiums"
20. "Eat It"
21. "Lasagna"
22. "Ringtone"
23. "Phony Calls"
24. "Jurassic Park"
25. "Do I Creep You Out?"

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Agrimorfee - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Pure fan service, and I am a fan so, 555. :)
Peter Andersson - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Who's this Yankovicness guy? Never heard of him! ;-)
Jeff Reuben - December 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Nice journey through the Weird Al collection!

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