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Song Parodies -> "(Pr)-Anks For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Thanks For Christmas"

Original Performer:

The Three Wisemen (aka XTC)

Parody Song Title:

"(Pr)-Anks For Christmas"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A rich guy with a weird sense of humor during the holidays.
-Anks for Christmas
-Anks are the gifts that I’m giving out that’s rhyming down
What I found

Spanx for Christmas
Spanx will make your keister’s heftiness look slimming down
They amaze the world
It’s weirder
How your thighs seem thinner now
As it circumvents your knees
Want to give you such a squeeze

It’s clearer
You’re gunfire’s off-kilter now
Loaded bullets fly through air
There’s one gift that I should share
Some blanks for Christmas!
Blanks for your gun ‘til you get good practice at shooting down
Mobs of clowns
Blanks for Christmas
Hope I got the correct caliber, 1000 rounds
Just for you, my girl

It’s daunting
Doing Christmas shopping now
But it will be so much fun
Great -anks things that make them stunned
Now seeing
DVDs you’re owning now
One actor not present here
Look now, folks who I brought here—
Tom Hanks for Christmas!

It’s a fun game that I play at every year
I’m thinking of the craziest ways to give out gifts so dear
I’ve been saving my cash up
Take it out
The biggest gift this year—

Tanks for Christmas
Tanks with enough armaments for blowing down
A small town

Pranks for Christmas
Prank you with my jolly happiness
It’s going down
All around the world!
Copyright Agrimorfee, 2017.

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Matthias - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Fun idea! You could have also given out franks (hotdogs), shanks, cranks and banks (depending how rich this guy actually is lol).
Peter Andersson - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
The part that ends with knees/squeeze comes close to my theme, but at 52 I'm afraid it's way too late for me to hold my keister in tight with wearables without them exploding at the seams and taking out a couple of tree ornaments at least. Guess it's praking dangerous to be around us parodist at Christmas one way or another.
Jeff Reuben - December 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Very clever idea for putting this song together. Much enjoyed.
Agrimorfee - December 18, 2017 - Report this comment
-Ank you very much, guys! :)
Logan the Amazing - December 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey, Agri. Make sure to check out my upcoming 20th parody that will be released soon. It has some very important details that you need to know.

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