-> "(Pr)-Anks For Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Thanks For Christmas"
The Three Wisemen (aka XTC)
Parody Song Title:
"(Pr)-Anks For Christmas"
-Anks for Christmas
-Anks are the gifts that I’m giving out that’s rhyming down
What I found
Spanx for Christmas
Spanx will make your keister’s heftiness look slimming down
They amaze the world
How your thighs seem thinner now
As it circumvents your knees
Want to give you such a squeeze
You’re gunfire’s off-kilter now
Loaded bullets fly through air
There’s one gift that I should share
Some blanks for Christmas!
Blanks for your gun ‘til you get good practice at shooting down
Mobs of clowns
Blanks for Christmas
Hope I got the correct caliber, 1000 rounds
Just for you, my girl
Doing Christmas shopping now
But it will be so much fun
Great -anks things that make them stunned
DVDs you’re owning now
One actor not present here
Look now, folks who I brought here—
Tom Hanks for Christmas!
It’s a fun game that I play at every year
I’m thinking of the craziest ways to give out gifts so dear
I’ve been saving my cash up
Take it out
The biggest gift this year—
Tanks for Christmas
Tanks with enough armaments for blowing down
A small town
Pranks for Christmas
Prank you with my jolly happiness
It’s going down
All around the world!
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