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Song Parodies -> "Lost My Cup"

Original Song Title:

"Start Me Up"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Lost My Cup"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The dangerous of professional baseball...
Damn, I lost my cup
Damn, I lost my cup, should watch my nuts
Damn, I lost my cup
Damn, I lost my cup, I’m such a Putz

Unprotected spot
If I get hit once I’m gonna flop

Help me find my cup
Need to find my cup cause I’m a klutz
Such a Putz
Watch my nuts…
Yes the sluts

Hit under waistband, Cry
Ball hit my ‘best friend’, Cry
You aimed for man-glad? WHY?!?!?!?!

It is turmoil
I’m growing mean
Get walked
Dude, Next time please, please my spleen
(Not In Nuts)

Need to find my cup
If I was smarter I would use a pot… to block… my spot
I can’t compete against the players who are complete

If I tough it out
Might not like it
But have pride to bluff
Might be rough
Hide my muff
Drink some Duff

Don’t hit my waistband, Try…
Don’t hit my ‘best friend’, Try…
You aimed for man-glad? DIE!!!!!!!!!

Can’t procreate
Disgusting scene
My stomach’s queasy
And my bean, bean is creamed!

Damn my luck

I lost my cup
It sure hurt a lot, was swat
Now I haveta’, haveta’, haveta’ flop

Size me up

Pain almost made me blind
Sprained there it wasn’t kind
Slain there, I lost my mind

I’m now eunuch, no cup I need
There are no traces of my lima, lima bean

Kinda sucks

Loving lays sadly will never come, never come
Never, never, never come

Nuts… I’m not
Never come, never come

You, you… You made my man-gland die

Now… To get ahead is tough
Now, Now… I think I’ve said enough
(I did this parody since, "Titanic" my parody of "Paint It Black" didn't do so hot, and this was my 2nd favorite song by The Rolling Stones)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Michael Pacholek - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be a different sport, referring to hockey's Stanley Cup. Just make sure you never lose your cup when you're scheduled to play on Astroturf. Talk about your bad hops...
Jack Wilson - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
This was awesome! 5a
John Barry - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
A good cup keeps those stones from rolling. Nice wordplay.
alvin - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
my cup runneth over with laughter
Dee Range - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
That Duff beer will ease the pain! 555
Rex - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) LOL! Aren't cups the responsibility of the ball boy?
Max Power - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A-Cup
bobpiecheese - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Absolute genius! 555 hits to the crotch!
Sycronos - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny thing about this song: I would sing this when I was little. "You make Ernie Cry!" My mom was on the phone, and she wanted me to shup up. So she chucked an orange at me- and clocked me right in my 5 year old nuts. I still shudder when I think of it...but great parody though! You captured my pain! 5-5-5
Agrimorfee - June 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) 555 and a truss.
Below Average Dave - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, you already know my opinion on this one. . .very funny.
stuart mcarthur - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) well done Matty, and it is hard to "compete against the players who are complete" - eg. when spaff was in the SOTMS - 555
Jack Wilson - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
See above, awesome job, my fav Stones song too
Ethan Mawyer - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I think you tried a little too hard with syllable matching in some spots, which made it kind of awkward/hard to understand. But "you made my man gland die" was a very good line.
Mikey Squirrel - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, this one really hit below the belt! Good job, Matthias.
Porfle Popnecker - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I hate the Stones but if they sang songs like this I'd like them a little more.
Mark Scotti - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Took a fastball into the funnybone for that one!
Blaydeman - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) The OS bothers me so much, but that's no fault of yours. This was pretty funny. Great job!
Abbott Skelding - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment
My brothers, cousin and I always do the "Cup-check" ...don't know why we do it, but this song reminded me of our stupidity. Great work here!
D-Mon - June 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) I felt like I was watching America Funniest Home Video in my head while I read this. That's a good thing. All good things.
Meriadoc - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes - as Ethan said: "You made my man gland die" was the best line. I laughed out loud at that one.
brightCAP - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
My favorite line is "I think I’ve said enough"

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