-> "Big Toe Stub"
Original Song Title:
"Sea Of Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Big Toe Stub"
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Toe was dismembered, TV set
Ripped the nail, clear out of it's soft bed
I swear that it's so true, big toe's black and blue
Dried congea...led blood
Sight to see, this messy crud
I swear that it's true, bust toe's such love-ly hue
Numb with shock, too painful to walk
Now it resembles, raw cutlet
This swollen mangl'd, and very torn digit
I swear it is true, oh, grown too sore to don shoes
(assorted groans and grrrs..)
Stunned and dazed, this malaise drags on
TLC, bring on
Goo and pus, an oozing flood
I swear it is true, know that nail won't renew
I swear it is true, oh lost nail bid adieu
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