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Song Parodies -> "Big Toe Stub"

Original Song Title:

"Sea Of Love"

Original Performer:

The Honey Drippers

Parody Song Title:

"Big Toe Stub"

Parody Written by:

Andy Roper

The Lyrics

Toe was dismembered, TV set
Ripped the nail, clear out of it's soft bed
I swear that it's so true, big toe's black and blue
Dried congea...led blood
Sight to see, this messy crud
I swear that it's true, bust toe's such love-ly hue

Numb with shock, too painful to walk
Now it resembles, raw cutlet
This swollen mangl'd, and very torn digit
I swear it is true, oh, grown too sore to don shoes

(assorted groans and grrrs..)

Stunned and dazed, this malaise drags on
TLC, bring on
Goo and pus, an oozing flood
I swear it is true, know that nail won't renew
I swear it is true, oh lost nail bid adieu

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Peregrin - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Welcome back Andy. You chose a bloody hard one to re-start with didn't you? Good job.
Meriadoc - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Raw cutlet was a nice image... ;-)
mandamoo - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments and taking the time to vote, Peregrin and Meriadoc. :-)
Robert Plant - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked this, I wish I had sung it this way! I kicked my toe just the other day.
Andy - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments all and....whatchu talkin' 'bout Moo ??? ;-D

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