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Song Parodies -> "Late Snack"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The B-52's

Parody Song Title:

"Late Snack"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another food parody...
If you ignore your waistline and go to the fridge after 10
You're probably gettin' a
Late snack
Late snack, yum, yum
Jenny Craig can't help me anyway
All the ways I snack away
Store bought or takeaway
Calories? Bah! I'm as big as a whale
And I'm heading to the fridge for a late snack
I nuked some pizza rolls, ate about 20
Hot Pockets too while watching a movie!

(Chorus)
A late snack is something I can throw together
Late snack, eatin' a (Late snack, crazy)
Late snack, crazy, late snack
Late snack, crazy, late snack
Late snack, crazy, late snack (Blubber, all over, boy am I fat)
Late snack, crazy, late snack (Busted my scale- it cracked)!!!

Nothing to do 'cept keep eatin' food
Foods I abuse with a late snack
Well, it's this urge that I feel
Gotta eat a snack to beat the sorrow back
Bread crumbs on my mattress
Chip crumbs on the sofa
Bits and bits everywhere
Sugar flakes off a dozen donuts!

My late snacks are all the foods I eat together
Late snack, crazy (Late snack lazy)
Late snack, I'm gettin' way too fat
Late snack, my belly and my ass!

Munchin' and a-crunchin'
Chocolate cake and muffins
Dagwood sandwich lunchin' (at night)
Leftovers from the oven
Hostess and Lil' Debbie's
And of course, Mrs. Freshley's
Nothing really skimpy, my stomach's
Churnin' around and around and around and around
Food so soothin' and mood improvin'
Buffet style waitin' just to chow
Where's the Toblerone?
Chunky little snack
Better that a Kit Kat!

Look at my waistline, I'm as big as a whale and at diets I fail
German Gummis, ate about 40
Ate some Eggos with sugar and honey

(Chorus)

Locks, locks, locks on the fridge, maybe?
Subway eating, maybe?
Or I might just stay a fattie
I can hear food
Calling me late at night, crazy
Need more sugar, it's vulgar
Need to exercise, but am lazy
I crave late foods
An open fridge door, crazy (searchin' shelves in order)
Leftovers left to score
Wings, wings (want more)
Meatloaf (I adore)
Pickles, olives (in their jars)
Eat, eat
Gonna bust
So disgusted...

Late snacks, crazy, late snacks
I feel so sick...

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annimal - January 26, 2017 - Report this comment
yummy
Larry Hensley - January 26, 2017 - Report this comment
Great idea and parody, I just saw the Simpsons episode with the "glove slap" parody of this, and I like this one better. 5's

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