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Song Parodies -> "Qaher"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The B-52s

Parody Song Title:

"Qaher"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 2450th parody. Last February, the Iranians showed off their new stealth fighter even though they have zero capability to manufacture one! The plane is the Qaher (Conquerer) F-313 (or Q-313). It is a weird thing with fixed canards, single small engine with no nozzle, upper air intakes too small, small surface area to carry little weapons and no ordnance, a plexiglass canopy, too small a cockpit, civil instrumentation, and painted black matte! Later they showed it flying but this was exposed as a small flight model. Then, they dragged it onto an airstrip for taxi trials and no flight yet... on the upside, it MAY be more of a drone and MAY have a reverse-engineered US J85 engine inside (it can also mount a prop)!!! Most aviation experts agree that it is a hoax used to make the Iranian people feel better. The wings are from a MiG-17 and mated to a fake fuselage...
If you see a faux plane at the side of the road that says
"Taxi trials of the
Qaher"
Qaher, fake, fake
Designed by AOI: F-313
Stealth fighter hoax giveaway
Won't be flying soon anyday!

Iran got a plane, in too (Hoax giveaway) small a scale
Small pilot barely fits in it (Hoax giveaway) at all
Black matted, angular, its (Hoax giveaway) intakes too small
High angle of attack and it would stall!!!

The Qaher is a faked stealth plane that was pieced all together
Qaher, crazy (Qaher's NOT amazing)
Qaher, crazy Qaher
Qaher, crazy Qaher
Qaher, crazy Qaher (Iran's fake plane just falls flat)
Qaher, crazy Qaher (Iran's fake plane just falls flat)

Daffy Duck (woo-hoo) it's a plane for cuckoos
Everybody laughs at the Qaher
Well, 4th Generation? Not at that scale
Just a funny fake prop, Iran's epic fail
Fighter that's a design mess
Fighter that's the wrong size
Fighter with a fake 'pit
Fighter made up of lies

The Qaher is a faked stealth plane that was pieced all together
Qaher, crazy (Qaher's NOT amazing)
Iran's fake plane just falls flat
Iran's fake plane just falls flat

Power celebratin'
And yet no demonstration
Provin' next to nothin'
Exhaust hot as an oven (no nozzle)!
Surface area skimpy
PL-12 missiles “Iffy”
The whole plane's a scam 'cause no proof
is found, is found, that it ever left the ground!
Iranians are droolin', but the West they aren't a-foolin', no-way!
Lots of picture takin'- but ALL on the ground
Iranians are droolin', but the West they aren't a-foolin', no-way!
Hoax just falls flat
Hoax just falls flat

Iran got a plane, in too small a scale
Small pilot barely fits in it at all
Black matted, angular, its intakes too small
High angle of attack and it would stall!!!

The Qaher is a faked stealth plane that was pieced all together
Qaher, crazy (Qaher's NOT amazing)
Qaher, crazy Qaher
Qaher, crazy Qaher
Qaher, crazy Qaher (Iran's fake plane just falls flat)
Qaher, crazy Qaher (Iran's fake plane just falls flat)

Hanged, hanged, hanged, on the wings- badly
MiG-17s, apparently
Hanged, hanged, hanged, on the wings- badly
Frame was faked too
Hanged, hanged, hanged, on the wings- badly
Plexiglass canopy, can't ignore
Hanged, hanged, hanged, on the wings- badly
(Civvy) Bad instruments too
Filmed, filmed, filmed, on the floor, tacky (Sight is a spoiler)
Filmed, filmed, filmed, on the floor, tacky
Filmed, filmed
Filmed, filmed (No close-up tour)
Filmed, filmed (No close-up tour, sorry)
Filmed, filmed
Looks like junk
The truth? Busted!!!

Qaher, crazy Qaher
Qaher, crazy Qaher (Iran's fake plane just falls flat)
Qaher, crazy Qaher (Iran's fake plane just falls flat)
Qaher, crazy Qaher
Power celebratin'
And yet no demonstration
And with no facts...???*
* no specs provided either or performance estimates

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