-> "Large Shark"
Original Song Title:
"Love Shack" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
When you see this bloody sign that reads: “The beach is closed”
It is all because of that…
Large Shark, Oh no!
We’re hanging out on Amity Island
Party with some drunk teenagers
They are now dead teenagers!
This beast is named Jaws he’s very unstable
And he eats swimmers like they are Big Macs
They’ve talked to the Mayor but he’s not too worried
They’ll open up the beach again on Thursday!
This large shark is a bit of a problem
Teeth are like a blender
Large shark! Scary! (This large shark’s scary!)
Large shark! Hungry! Large Shark!
Large Shark! Angry! Large Shark!
Large Shark! Starving! Large Shark!
(Backstroke into his mouth)
Large Shark! Thirsty! Large Shark!
(Scuba dive into his mouth)
Quint says: “Give me your jewels
Cause my tools hunt down large sharks!”
They think he’s on crack so they’re ignoring his deal
Until the next attack and another kid’s a snack
Splatter in the ocean
Splatter on the coastline
Splatter on that surfboard
Splatter is a goldmine
The large shark is an enormous beast and he’ll make you his dinner!
Large shark’s spooky! (Large Shark’s spooky!)
Large Shark! Under attack!
Large Shark! Under attack!
Screaming while they’re bleeding
Cause Jaws keeps on eating
At the next town meeting
They hope Quint is succeeding
Cause this shark’s hungry!
Yeah! This shark is hungry!
This shark is hungry and tourists he shovels down
Shovels down! Shovels down! Shovels down!
Shotguns keep on booming!
But that shark ain’t bruising easy!
Folks came all over the Earth just to kill Jaws!
Quint he keeps on shooting
Bullets he’s just losing, Baby!
Spunky giant shark! Spunky giant shark!
Armed with Matt Hooper
He knows every detail
How to get Jaws impaled
They’re out on the boat but it needs to be bigger
Try to aim your harpoon and then pull the trigger!
This large shark is a pain in the rump and Quint just got devoured
Large Shark! Angry! (This large shark’s angry!)
Large shark! Hungry! Large shark!
Large shark! Thirsty! Large shark!
Large shark! Evil! Large shark!
(Jaws wants humans for a snack, Yeah!)
Large Shark! Clever! Large shark!
(Jaws won’t settle for a Crunchwrap, Nah!)
Bang! Bang! Bang! Goes the gun! (Nothing!)
Matt goes in the water, Watch out!
Cage! Cage! Cage! Thinks he’s safe (He’s wrong!)
Jaws just ate you
Fangs! Fangs! Fangs! In his mouth ripping!
Stupid shark just ate Matt Hooper
Dang! Dang! Dang! Down to just Martin!
He is sure doomed!
Sink! Sink! Sink! Dunks the boat! (Oh no!)
Turned into clam chowder!
Tank! Tank! Tank! Throw it in his mouth!
Bang! Bang! (Goes the gun! Blammo!)
Bang! Bang! (Goes the gun!)
Bang! Bang! (Jaws explodes Yippie!)
Out here… Stranded!
Large shark! Deceased! Large Shark!
Large Shark! Crispy! Large Shark!
(Yeah, That monster is now dead!)
Large Shark! Blammo! Large Shark!
(Yeah, That fishy is now dead!)
Large! Spooky! Large Shark!
You still can’t go swimming
Don’t try to go snorkeling
Part 2, Large Shark!
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