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Song Parodies -> "Butt Crack"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The B-52's

Parody Song Title:

"Butt Crack"

Parody Written by:

Porkbeard

The Lyrics

For all the people that wear their pants too low, this is for you! (These lyrics sync up with the full version of the song)
If you see a crooked smile out the top of my pants
And it's dark and hairy it's my...

Butt crack!
Butt crack yeah, yeah!

It's the onramp to the Hershey Highway
And he's put it out on display!
Put it out on display...

I got me a bum that's as big as a whale's (out on display)
And I'm gonna show off my butt crack (out on display)
I got me a backseat, need pant size 50 (out on display)
But they're 56 because I like them baggy!

His butt crack is a little dark place you
Wish that he would cover!
Butt crack baby!
Butt crack bay-bee.
Butt crack, baby butt crack!
Butt crack, baby butt crack!
Butt crack, baby butt crack! (crack, baby, out of my pants)
Butt crack, baby butt crack! (crack, baby, out of my pants)

Some guy says... (Whoo!)
Buy a belt fool!
It's not cool
To see your butt crack!

Well it sticks way out
Like a plumber's "claim to fame"
Big old hairy dark crack
And he has no shame!

Hairy on the left cheek
Hairy as an oran-gu-tan
Hairy on the right cheek
Hairy down the highway!

His butt crack is a little dark place you
Wish that he would cover!
Butt crack baby!
Butt crack baby!
Butt crack, cover your back!
Butt crack, cover your back!

Crawlin' out my britches, hairy cheeks are rubbin'
Shake it on the dance floor when I go out clubbin'!
My butt crack shimmies! (Whoo!)
Yeah, my butt crack shimmies! (Whoo!)
My butt crack shimmies when
My chucky butt starts movin' around and around and around!

Everybody's beggin', everybody's pleadin' baby!
Folks tellin' me I'd better not sit down.
Everybody's beggin', everybody's pleadin' baby!
Hairy little crack! Hairy little crack!

Look at my backseat, it's as big as a whale's
Bet they'd love it in jail! (Whoo!)
I got me a bum, need pants size 50
But they're too big because I like them baggy!

His butt crack is a little dark place you
Wish that he would cover!
Butt crack baby!
Butt crack bay-bee.
Butt crack, baby butt crack!
Butt crack, baby butt crack!
Butt crack, baby butt crack! (crack, baby, out of my pants)
Butt crack, baby butt crack! (crack, baby, out of my pants)

Pull pull pull up your pants baby! Pull a little harder baby.
Pull pull pull up your pants baby! They won't stay there.
Pull pull pull up your pants baby! Pull a little harder suga!
Pull pull pull up your pants baby! They won't stay there!
Pull pull pull up your pants baby! (Pull a little harder!)
Pull pull pull up your pants baby!
Pull pull! Up your pants baby!
Pull pull! Up your pants!
Pull pull! Up your pants baby!
Pull pull!

Don't what?
Bend... over!

Butt crack, baby butt crack!
Butt crack, baby butt crack! (crack, baby, out of my pants, yeah)
Butt crack, baby butt crack! (crack, baby, out of my pants)
Butt crack, baby butt crack! (crawlin' out my britches)
Not a lot of lovin' for the butt crack.

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Total Votes: 16

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Victoria-Leah - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
ROFL, this was awesome, I'm soo bookmarking this one. Can even picture a plumber singing this lol!
raddog20002002 - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! This was really funny! If Weird Al went dirty since the beginning of his career, he would have included this parody in his album "Off The Deep End" in '92! If he went dirtier, he would do the same thing and call the parody "Ass Crack." I give you fives on this parody! Come check out my toilet-humor parody "I Couldn't Stop Shitting." Plus, my Harry Potter parody album of the Police's "Synchronicity" and more!
Agrimorfee - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
A parody that was definitely long overdue! (i wouldn't complain if I never, ever heard "Love Shack" again). 555
neptunevsmars - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
That was tears-rolling-down-cheeks funny.
oof - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
hmmm.. wrong song. I have a Love Shack parody called Butt Crack, but it isn't these lyrics. One point off for an obvious idea...
Porkbeard - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow! Points off for "an obvious idea"... how mature of you! Like everybody wasn't calling "Love Shack" "Butt Crack" back when the song came out in 1989 (everyone I knew was). I'll admit I did not come up with the idea myself, but why fault somebody for expanding upon the idea? If this is referring to the "Butt Crack" version that is out on YouTube, then I am GLAD I wrote my version.
Anonymous - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
That was a lol, but I wish they would make a Parody called "b**** Slap" as well, lawls.

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