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Song Parodies -> "Talkin' B-Ball"

Original Song Title:

"Talkin' Baseball"

Original Performer:

Terry Cashman

Parody Song Title:

"Talkin' B-Ball"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Here comes the tip...
The Pistons have won it,
Big Ben Wallace have have done it,
and Tim Duncan is in the locker room crying,
reggaeton has been born,
Marriages have been torn,
4 games in the playoffs, and the Memphis Grizzlies don't do right...

We're talkin B-ball,
Ginobili and Yao Ming
We're Talkin' B-Ball,
AI, D-wade and Diesel,
Steve Franchise, C-Biddle and Tayshaun,
Carmelo, Nene, 'Zo and Pau Gasol,
We got Nowitzki, Steve Nash and the Glove

The Lakers were winning,
the Bulls was beginning,
With Scottie Pippen and Jordan coming in
Glen Rice and Lebron James
Kobe Bryant did the same
And Gilbert Arenas tossed out jerseys in Washington

(repeat refrain)

Now your good friend
He was in Minnesota with the kid,
The Matrix was a rookie,
and we all got cookies,
and we all got to see Starbury,
in those Sun days

We're all past the 80's,
D Miles is the greatest
Tim Hardaway can play for everyone,
T-Mac is a Vet,
Penny's wants to play yet,
and they got a new guy who's drafted named Adam Morrison,

We're talking b-ball,
Like Spre, J-Kidd and Boozer,
talkin' B-ball,
The bobcats are the losers,
J'Oneal, Shareef and our Chris Bosh,
Vinsanity's the man to do it all
We're got Nowitzki, Steve Nash and The Glove (GP, GP, GP)
It's Nowitski, Steve Nash and The Glove (GP, GP, GP)
I got Nowitski, Steve Nash and The Glove (GP, GP, GP)

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Doug Baseball - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Good for the era, but I dare you to start from the beginning with one :-) This one's good, like the individual one's the OS's writer did for each team; which i think were often good, though a few weren't as great. Still, you made half a triple double on this one.

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