Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Now I've Got The S**ts."

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' on the Ritz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Taco

Parody Song Title:

"Now I've Got The S**ts."

Parody Written by:

solidgameboy12

The Lyrics

Sure, it's all funny, till we've got it.
If it's brown, you better not frown,
But if it's green, you know what that means,
Now I've got the s**ts.

I don't know how to stop the flow,
except where to run, that much I know, is this,
Now I've got the S**ts.

Got some Kao to make me feel super,
Cause my butt's getting sore from this long oozer (Down the pooper)
I must have those tacos, or maybe it probably was all that fish,
Now I've got the S**ts.

I haven't been feeling well today,
Something tells me I should pray,
Hope it stops running long,
Hope it finishes before I stop my song,
I know that nothing's working,
That toilet paper, I've been jerkin',
Maybe it's IBS,
I hope it's something less,

If it's brown, you better not frown,
But if it's green, you know what that means,
Now I've got the s**ts.

I don't know how to stop the flow,
except where to run, that much I know, is this,
Now I've got the S**ts.

Bowels running all over the bowl now,
How it keeps on coming, I don't know how (Diarrhea)
With these rolls, flying off the shelves,
This can't be hard, but maybe, if you don't know this,
Now I've got the S**ts.

I am a man, but I'm feeling less than Super,
Hoping I don't get butt chapped from this pooper (No more pooping)

If it's brown, you better not frown,
But if it's green, you know what that means,
Now I've got the s**ts.
Now I've got the S**ts.
Now I've got the S**ts.
Now I've got the S**tsssssss.

Down, down, up, down
I can't believe this, I've got the S**ts.
Running low on the charmin roll,
Feeling wrong, all of the time,
I wish I could stop, stop pooping, Cause i'm tired..

Could stop, stop pooping, Cause I'm tired.

I want it to STOP (Whispered)

I've got the s**ts (X11)

They are gone, Gone at... last!

If it's too suggestive, I apologize, But it's humor at it's most original.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   1
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 1
 1
 
 5   0
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/taco6.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 686