If it's brown, you better not frown,
But if it's green, you know what that means,
Now I've got the s**ts.

I don't know how to stop the flow,
except where to run, that much I know, is this,
Now I've got the S**ts.

Got some Kao to make me feel super,
Cause my butt's getting sore from this long oozer (Down the pooper)
I must have those tacos, or maybe it probably was all that fish,
Now I've got the S**ts.

I haven't been feeling well today,
Something tells me I should pray,
Hope it stops running long,
Hope it finishes before I stop my song,
I know that nothing's working,
That toilet paper, I've been jerkin',
Maybe it's IBS,
I hope it's something less,

If it's brown, you better not frown,
But if it's green, you know what that means,
Now I've got the s**ts.

I don't know how to stop the flow,
except where to run, that much I know, is this,
Now I've got the S**ts.

Bowels running all over the bowl now,
How it keeps on coming, I don't know how (Diarrhea)
With these rolls, flying off the shelves,
This can't be hard, but maybe, if you don't know this,
Now I've got the S**ts.

I am a man, but I'm feeling less than Super,
Hoping I don't get butt chapped from this pooper (No more pooping)

If it's brown, you better not frown,
But if it's green, you know what that means,
Now I've got the s**ts.
Now I've got the S**ts.
Now I've got the S**ts.
Now I've got the S**tsssssss.

Down, down, up, down
I can't believe this, I've got the S**ts.
Running low on the charmin roll,
Feeling wrong, all of the time,
I wish I could stop, stop pooping, Cause i'm tired..

Could stop, stop pooping, Cause I'm tired.

I want it to STOP (Whispered)

I've got the s**ts (X11)

They are gone, Gone at... last!