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Song Parodies -> "Putin Wants a Blitz"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' On the Ritz"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Putin Wants a Blitz"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

No one knows what Putin will do, or Trump on Pennsylvania Avenue
No one wants to wage warfare, on land, sea, or in the air
Trump's sanction-lifting offers, has McCain all hot and bothered
Denying war crimes, Syria out of line
Putin's show and the end of cash flow
The West and Russia are split
Putin wants a blitz!

Weapon types of which to gloat, make their strikes
Sukhoi and Tupolevs, S-400s shipped
Putin wants a blitz!

T-series Armata family looks super
Hard to say who'd win fighting a Leopard (the latter)
Infantry fix, Ratnik gear is in the mix
Drel aerial bomb blows things to bits
Putin wants a blitz!

Kirov-Class for the Russian Navy
Kill a carrier- they're happy (USN dismay)
SPH there, 152(mm) rounds in the air
The Russians are betting they'll win with iron fist
Putin wants a blitz!

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