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Song Parodies -> "Puttin' On The Zits"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' On The Ritz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Taco

Parody Song Title:

"Puttin' On The Zits"

Parody Written by:

Giblet O'Sarcasm

The Lyrics

A little "cheer-me-up" tune for anyone who's ever suffered from acne.(This, too, shall pass.)
If your love and you would make out
Then your face should start to break out
It's the pits
Puttin' on the zits

Off junk food you start to taper
For your face you'll need a paper
Bag that fits
Puttin' on the zits

Looking for that perfect acne lotion
With a face like yours you'll need an ocean
(Lotion ocean)

Though it's gotten hard to thrive
In social circles, you'll survive
This facial blitz

Puttin' on the zits

Clearasil and Oxy-10
Make my face like new again
Teenage urges will not wait
Stridex, please don't hesistate

That's what you tell yourself now
As you survey your shelf now
Seeking cures sublime
When the best cure is time

If your love and you would make out
Then your face should start to break out
It's the pits
Puttin' on the zits

Off junk food you start to taper
For your face you'll need a paper
Bag that fits
Puttin' on the zits

Looking for that perfect acne lotion
With a face like yours you'll need an ocean
(Lotion ocean)

Though it's gotten hard to thrive
In social circles, you'll survive
This facial blitz
Puttin' on the zits

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