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Song Parodies -> "Bruce"

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Original Performer:

Suzanne Vega

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B.C Fan

The Lyrics

This is a Bruce Campbell themed song. And in case you don't know who Bruce is, you need some serious schooling.
My name is Bruce
I live in a trailer park.
I am a movie star.
If you think youve seen me before
It’s because you have.
I’ve been in the Evil Dead.
But just don’t call me Ash.
But just don’t call me Ash.
But just don’t call me Ash.
In movies I am a hero.
I’m over-the-top and loud.
But if I come across as a jerk.
It’s only because I’m proud.
First, Mr Campbell makes soup.
My name is Bruce.
They don’t know me, no they don’t.
They don’t know me, no they don’t.
They don’t know me no they don’t.

And now I’ve been kidnapped.
And taken to this town.
A hillbilly town called Goldlick.
I think it’s all a prank.
A prank my agent set up.
And now they expect me.
To fight the fierce Guandi.
I thought he was a fake.
But he turned to be real.
So now I have to fight for my life.

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Lord Bowler - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Bruce Campbell Rocks. He was great in The Adventures of Briscoe County Jr. (a way too short lived Fox show that debuted the same year the X-files did).

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