My name is Bruce
I live in a trailer park.
I am a movie star.
If you think youve seen me before
It’s because you have.
I’ve been in the Evil Dead.
But just don’t call me Ash.
But just don’t call me Ash.
But just don’t call me Ash.
In movies I am a hero.
I’m over-the-top and loud.
But if I come across as a jerk.
It’s only because I’m proud.
First, Mr Campbell makes soup.
My name is Bruce.
They don’t know me, no they don’t.
They don’t know me, no they don’t.
They don’t know me no they don’t.

And now I’ve been kidnapped.
And taken to this town.
A hillbilly town called Goldlick.
I think it’s all a prank.
A prank my agent set up.
And now they expect me.
To fight the fierce Guandi.
I thought he was a fake.
But he turned to be real.
So now I have to fight for my life.