Song Parodies -> Veruca S.

Original Song Title:	"Luka"
Original Performer:	Suzanne Vega

Parody Song Title:	"Veruca S."
Parody Written by:	Agrimorfee

My name's Veruca
I am the Salt of the Earth
I live better than you
Yes, 'cause Daddy knows what it's worth
The Golden Ticket will be my prize
Have Daddy's minions work overtime
Rip those wrappers all for us
Rip those wrappers all for us
Rip those wrappers all for us

Some kids think I'm nasty
And that I talk too loud
Least I'm not a hog or ditzy
Unlike some others in this crowd
They can eat s*** until they die
Because I'll win and then they'll cry
I will buy up all the candy stores
I will buy up all the candy stores
I will buy up all the candy stores

So on our tour today
Saw the Golden Goose I loved
How much will my Daddy pay?
I want it now, hear what I say
Something happened when I climbed on top
The platform opened, and then I dropped
Near the furnace, here I am!
Near the furnace, here I am!
Near the furnace, here I am!

My name's Veruca
I live in second world
The same thing happens to me
But this time, I'm attacked by squirrels!
This kind of treatment, it just ain't right
So what if my Daddy is not too bright?
Please don't blame me, not my fault
Please don't blame me, not my fault
Please don't blame me, not my fault

I heard now Bucket just won the prize
He was no trouble, was kind and wise
Please don't say it anymore
Please don't say it anymore
Please don't say it anymore

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Matthias - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Here's your golden ticket to the Amiright Parody Factory!!!

Timmy1000 - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice job on this not too well known song - 555

McKludge - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment

I hated this OS when it came out, but any parody about Wonka is better than snozberries.

Below Average Dave - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Your song choices are always so cool and unique, 5's, you did well with what you had to work with lyrically

Christie Marie M - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment

(Imitating Veruca's whiny voice): I want an Oompa-Loompa now!!! (Can't resist that). Well done, Agri! Allow me to "spoil" you with 3 unianimous 5's! I also look forward forward for you to do some parodies on Mike Teavee, Augustus Gloop, Charlie Bucket, and Willy Wonka, that is, if you want to.

Jonathan S. - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice work, Agg. 555.

Hey, Christie--you forgot Violet...uh, whatsername...the gum-chewing girl. Crap! I can't think of her last name...

Agrimorfee - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Jonathan S., she didn't forget, because of http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/threedognight80.shtml

Andria - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Jonathan S.: Violet's last name was "Beauregard".

Agrimorfee - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Everyone, thanks for your heaps of praises.

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Song Parodies -> Veruca S.

"Luka"

Suzanne Vega

"Veruca S."

Agrimorfee

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