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Song Parodies -> "My Name Is Kramer"

Original Song Title:

"My Name Is Luka"

Original Performer:

Suzanne Vega

Parody Song Title:

"My Name Is Kramer"

Parody Written by:

greenbananas

The Lyrics

If you watch Seinfeld (particularly if you have seen the "Chicken Roaster" episode) then this is hilarious. If you don't watch Seinfeld, this is a waste of time.
My name is Kramer
I live on the second floor
I live next door to you
100,0000 times you've seen me before

If you see something late at night
Some sort of mysterious red light
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what is was
Just don't ask me what it was

I think it's because I'm crazy
I try not to be so wild
Mabe it's 'cause I'm a lunatic
I try to act rather mild

It keeps me awake 'till I nearly cry
And after that I cant ask why
I just can't stand it anymore
I just can't stand it anymore
I just can't stand it anymore

Yes, I think I'll move out
And into your room again
If you're frightened or if you're wary
You'll find Mr. Marbles rather scary!
I've had enough, waving that frickin'
Banner all day: it reads "BAD CHICKEN!"
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am

My name is Kramer
I live on the second floor
I live next door to you
100,0000 times you've seen me before

If you see something late at night
Some sort of mysterious red light
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what is was
Just don't ask me what it was

It keeps me awake 'till I nearly cry
And after that I cant ask why
I just can't stand it anymore
I just can't stand it anymore
I just can't stand it anymore



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Andrea Huckstep - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I loved this parody, but after hearing about MIchael Richards' incident at the Laugh Factory, I don't think I'll be a Kramer fan nowadays.
Michael Pacholek - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment
You know my friend Bob Saccamano? He said I should give you a five.
Dr Music - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
This song is awesome. Kramer is my favourite Seinfeld character. On one some occassions Kramer reminds me of Rowan Atkinson.

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