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Song Parodies -> "Jun's Diner"

Original Song Title:

"Tom's Diner"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Suzanne Vega

Parody Song Title:

"Jun's Diner"

Parody Written by:

Dexter Felipe Williams

The Lyrics

Jun Kazama's DinerJun Kazama and Tekken are TM & (c) 1994 1995 1996 1999 2001 2004 2006 Namco Ltd. All Rights Reserved.Based on a dream I had in 1998
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do (2x)

There's a story of a young man
12 years old in '98
As his grandma checks up on him
He's already fast asleep

He claims to be a world traveler
Yeah, only in his sleep
But what comes up in his next dream
Is just more than meets the eye

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do (2x)

Now he's already in Wilmington
In the back seat with a few friends
They are riding to the big mall
To complete a student survey

Everybody's wandering 'bout
Except for the lil' guy
He gets lost in the main corridors
And then he goes to the left

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do (2x)

When he goes to the new arcade
Jun Kazama's fightin' a Native
But she's on the receiving end
When you're about to LOSE

Jun Kazama has 10% health
And she's ready to give up

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do (2x)

Michelle Chang kicks Jun hard in the chest...

Jun Kazama: ..."EWWWWWWWWWW-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

Eyes opened at 6 (A.M., that is)

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do (2x)

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