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Song Parodies -> "Ermac"

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Original Performer:

Suzanne Vega

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Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I've heard of Ermac from the Mortal Kombat series.
My name is Ermac
I live on Scorpion's lair
I live under the ground
Yes I think you've said I'm unfair

Check out my telekinesis
And you know it's not just kinesis
I will tell you what it was
I will show you what it was
I will ask you what it was

Because my name is not Ernie
I don't have to talk too loud
You know my name was not Bernie
I don't have to act too proud

They only hit that Scorpion
And his head is just skeleton
At Quiznos things are toasty
The sandwiches are toasty
Fatalities are toasty

Yes,Scorpion's okay
I walked into his lair again
Well,if you ask that's what he'll say
It'll be your business anyway
I guess he has to be evil
But someone else was lethal

You can just call me Ermac
You know my name is Ermac
And I am still just Ermac

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Arwen - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I have NOT heard of Ermac. I don't feel qualified to vote on this...because maybe it's really hilarious to someone who HAS heard of Ermac. I also keep losing concentration and singing my own I've parodied this song 48 times on this site. Or 3 times.

I will say, however, that Scorpion was always my favorite guy...(and most likely still would be...if faced with a Mortal Kombat Situation)...mostly because he was the only one with which I could master the special powers/moves.

Yes...There was a time when I was lethal...with the back back B.
Andrea Huckstep - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Mortal Kombat ftw. Ermac rules!

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