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Song Parodies -> "Trekkie"

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Original Performer:

Suzanne Vega

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Parody Written by:

Paul Wooten

The Lyrics

STAR TREK,The original; when Scotty talks,use the accent
My name is Trekkie
I'm a trekkkie to the core
I watch reruns all day
Yes I know I've seen them before

Heroes are always ready to fight
Had some kinda trouble with TRIBBLES last night
Just don't ask me what they was
Just round things covered with fuzz
Just don't ask me what they was

There goes my favorite,SPOCK
He's the science officer
Pure logic when he talks
He's got ears like Lucifer
Every time KIRK's about to die
He raises one eyebrow, then he sighs
Puts the Vulcan nerve pinch on some jerk
Just don't ask me how it works
Nobody knows just how it works

'Ol Scotty, he's okay
He's the Scottish Engineer
Always warps them out of orbit
Every time there's danger near

I think I hear Kirk call out again
"How long before we hit warp 10?"
"Captain,she's strainin' , hard as she can
Damn crystals depleted again"
Don't believe I watched it again

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Spock - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody though logical is still quite irregular.
Johnny D - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, you made it so.
Tim Russ - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
It is because of you Leonard, that I must speak this way.
Bones - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
That quote of Bones is from TOS Episode No. 28, The City on the Edge of Forever, Air Date: 04.06.1967 Stardate: 3134.0
KIRK - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I might have come up with that star date, Johnny, IF I HAD THE TIME, DAMMIT! IF...I HAD....THE TIME......
Tasha Yar - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
That WAS amusing, but where are the KLINGONS? Come on, I'm a no-nonsense tomboy thought up in the late eighties, Tribbles won't keep me fit!

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