My name is Trekkie
I'm a trekkkie to the core
I watch reruns all day
Yes I know I've seen them before

Heroes are always ready to fight
Had some kinda trouble with TRIBBLES last night
Just don't ask me what they was
Just round things covered with fuzz
Just don't ask me what they was

There goes my favorite,SPOCK
He's the science officer
Pure logic when he talks
He's got ears like Lucifer
Every time KIRK's about to die
He raises one eyebrow, then he sighs
Puts the Vulcan nerve pinch on some jerk
Just don't ask me how it works
Nobody knows just how it works

'Ol Scotty, he's okay
He's the Scottish Engineer
Always warps them out of orbit
Every time there's danger near

I think I hear Kirk call out again
"How long before we hit warp 10?"
"Captain,she's strainin' , hard as she can
Damn crystals depleted again"
Don't believe I watched it again