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Song Parodies -> "Fries at the Diner"

Original Song Title:

"Eye of the Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"Fries at the Diner"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

The one youve all waited for!
Lunchtime is, coming up for me
Cant decide what to have yet
I could have leftover turkey
Or I could have the roast beef
Or maybe Ill just go to a restraunt

So many times, Ive been to this place
I decided to go to my favorite diner
They areg reat have good stuff to drink and eat
You can order a burger and fries

It's the fries at the diner
They are such a delight
When you order them with hamburger
And some ketchup
You can have mustard and relish
Lettuce, tomato but no mayo
And the onions with burger and
Fries at the diner

They have great taste, the diner rules
Hanging' out , stayin' hungry
The old jukebox
It's great tunes are a great treat
But you can also have a hot dog or burger with fries

It's the fries at the diner
They are such a delight
When you order them with hamburger
And some ketchup
You can have mustard and relish
Lettuce, tomato but no mayo
And the onions with burger and
Fries at the diner

They have a really great hot dog
You can also have some hash browns
You can get a Coke or maybe a Pepsi
And get any soda
Which Ill drink till I have to pee

It's the fries at the diner
They are such a delight
When you order them with hamburger
And some ketchup
You can have mustard and relish
Lettuce, tomato but no mayo
And the onions with burger and
Fries at the diner

The fries at the diner
The fries at the diner
The fries at the diner
The fries at the diner
The fries at the diner

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 1
 
 2   1
 1
 0
 
 3   2
 1
 1
 
 4   0
 1
 1
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

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Johnny D - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
This is so goofy it's hilarious!
Kristian - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
good but restraunt should be spelt restaurant
Rick D - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack, the is a great counterpart to "Rye or the Kaiser"
Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I am sorry, but I don't see how the pacing in the chorus--or many verses--matches the original at all.
Meriadoc - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Two all beef patties, special sauce....ooops! Nice parody.
Johnny D - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
MysteryGoat - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
It's aiight. :-)
Adagio - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good parody. 5's
martha - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know why but voting on these contests always makes me hungry...... great job here 5s
Jeff Reuben - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad, pacing (and spelling) was a little off in this one.
2nz - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
If it makes you hungry, it can't be that bad... I certainly am hugrier now, but pacing was WAY off in some areas. I had to speed-read your burger toppings just to get it to fit in the original song. 3-4-4. '4' overall, cause you did indeed make me hungry.
Spaff.com - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
"Fries at the diner" is a nice sub for "Eye of the tiger." Tasty, Jackie!

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