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Song Parodies -> "Snow Miser/Heat Miser Song"

Original Song Title:

"Eye of the Tiger"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Snow Miser/Heat Miser Song"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

This is the new Miser anthem
They're misers, both snow and heat
They both live near Santa Claus
It's the season
Now they're back on their feet
These two brothers are just gonna fight

So many times, it happens too fast
They think each other is boring
Snow miser, he
Dresses in a blue suit
He's always keeping his Christmas white

He's the only snow miser
He's Mr. White Christmas
He is also Mister ten
Degrees below
He's making snow a lot, and
He does day and night
He's also Mr Snow but friends just
Call him The Snow Miser

Snowy place, turns into heat
For some sun, he is hungry
He wants the sum-
Mer weather lasting all year
But his brother Snowy, he might oblige

Cause he is the heat miser
He likes his Christmas green
He's also Miser 101, just go ask him
He's also Mr. Sun, and
He makes it hot all the time
He is Mr. Sun, but friends just like to
Call him, The Heat Miser

They both each, have their so-ong
But they don't sound like Bing Crosby
Snow Miser's sounds
Like a big band song
And he dresses in a blue suit

His brother, Heat Miser
His hair looks like fire
Wears a sweater that's
Ripped at the bottom
His hair looks like Don King
If Don colored his hair
Even if their brothers, they both have one job andt hat is

The Snow and Heat Misers
The Snow and Heat Misers
The Snow and Heat Misers
The Snow and Heat Misers
2004 Jack Wilson Parody Miser

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 16

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User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
"Miser" is a great sub for "Tiger." And "The Year Without a Santa Claus" is the greatest Christmas special EVER.
Jack Wilson - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
THanks Spaff!
Jack Wilson - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
It is the best ever, just wanted to bu,p his up cause a LIVE ACTION version is airing on NBC Monday. Im actually excited and curious to see what they;ve done.Harvey Fierstein plays the Heat Miser, and IMO, he's not that good of a choice, yeah I guess he can sing,.but he's too....flaming to play the Heat Miser ,no pun intended,nothing wrrong with that, he's just not right, and his last name kidna goes with it too...Ethan Suplee,whos also in itt looks more like the Heat Miser and should play him. Michael McKean plays the Snow Miser, I think he'll do awesome, even though I wanted Chris Kattan to play him, and he's also playing an elf like Ethan Suplee. But we'll just see. Although, they sgoulda just had Andy Serkis play a CGI Dick Shawn to play theSnow Miser, that'd be good too. I'll check it out, see how it is. Ok thats it.
Pat & Sheehan - October 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Great song!! We put together a video last year of what a rap battle between the Miser Brothers might have sounded like, check it out! Just search "miser rap" in youtube or put this url in the browser

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