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Song Parodies -> "Smash All Of Them"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let It End"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Smash All Of Them"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Song # 11 of my "Styx Sings Harry Potter" collection. This one is taken from the final book of the series and is all about Voldemort's horcruxes. Now to people who haven't read the books or seen the movies or know jack shit about Harry Potter a horcrux is a magical device that splits the soul into another object/ creature so the person who created the horcrux cannot actually die but it's a cursed life and if you were to die you would be stuck in limbo for eternity. Voldemort split his soul into seven horcruxes which are: Tom Riddle's diary, Marvolo Gaunt's ring, Salazar Slytherin's locket, Helga Hufflepuff's cup, Rowena Ravenclaw's diadem, Harry Potter himself and the snake Nagini. The only way to destroy Voldemort would be to destroy all seven of these which he has hidden all over the world!
I think we're doomed
Voldemort's huge, He's on the rise
His soul he split, It's all chopped up
And so danger looms

This quest we'll take up
To break every horcrux
So then this fight will be fair

But this task is a pain
Driven insane
While time moves so slow
Seven bits into things we'll find
Or the world's screwed

There's the book that I wrecked in the chamber
The ring Albus used a saber
So crazy
We will stop Voldemort's misdeeds
The locket's next, See it glow
Hermoine's shown nude

Smash all of them!
Ronald used that Gryffindor sword-sword-sword
Smash all of them!
So we can have that Tom Riddle floored-floored-floored

This might involve sneaking into Gringotts bank
Have to steal from goblins
But we don't have a tank
Crack that Hufflepuff cup too
It's locked up tight
That Ravenclaw headband's burning as the room ignites

Smash all of them
There's quite a few... Smash all of them be brave!
Smash all of them
Or else we're through
Searching for them we've slaved

[Guitar Solo As A War Rages On At Hogwarts]

Smash all of them!
Owie! I must die to stop war-war-war!!!
Bash all of them!
Slicing through the snake as it roars-roars-roars
Crack all of them!
There's such a slew
Smashed all of them we're saved!
Smash all of them
Voldemort boos
Wrecked all of them, He's crazed!!!!

No, no, no...
No, no, no...

Now we're not doomed
I saved all of you!
So Hip-Hip-Horray!
Voldie's buried deep in his grave

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