Song Parodies -> Disney Channel Is Tone Deaf
| Original Song Title: | "Snowblind" |
| Original Performer: | Styx |
| Parody Song Title: | "Disney Channel Is Tone Deaf" |
| Parody Written by: | Edward Genereux |
This parody attacks the lack of talent that pervades the Disney Channel's singer-actors. From Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana to the Jonas Brothers, from Selena Gomez to Vanessa Hudgens and Demi Lovato to Zac Efron, there is definitely some void when they sing. I hope this parody exposes Disney's tactics much like the South Park episode "The Ring" does.
Disney Channel on TV,
The shows you broadcast creep out me.
I thought you had talent there,
But I saw that it was quite bare.
You don't sing well, even though
I tried to fix that "Jonas" show.
Mornings are wont to annoy;
This young musician might soon be destroyed...
Refrain.
'Cos they're tone deaf, living on money
That they'll blow off on their own fancy clothes.
Yes, they're tone deaf, tone deaf, tone deaf.
Promising purity, they soon broke this vow.
We want to stop this scourge, but how?
They've got all the capital and they'll have us suppressed.
They tricked us out of our cash; we got less
And we're in a mess...
(Refrain)
(Instrumental solo)
(Refrain)
(Second instrumental solo)
Disney Channel, I've run out
Of patience and I'm 'bout to pout
O'er this singer-actor crap;
It might as well be cop-killing rap.
They are tone deaf, living on music
That will never worthily be called such.
Just give me AC/DC; I've had enough of this fake rock
That will never worthily be called rock.
Yes, they're tone deaf, tone deaf, tone deaf.
The shows you broadcast creep out me.
I thought you had talent there,
But I saw that it was quite bare.
You don't sing well, even though
I tried to fix that "Jonas" show.
Mornings are wont to annoy;
This young musician might soon be destroyed...
Refrain.
'Cos they're tone deaf, living on money
That they'll blow off on their own fancy clothes.
Yes, they're tone deaf, tone deaf, tone deaf.
Promising purity, they soon broke this vow.
We want to stop this scourge, but how?
They've got all the capital and they'll have us suppressed.
They tricked us out of our cash; we got less
And we're in a mess...
(Refrain)
(Instrumental solo)
(Refrain)
(Second instrumental solo)
Disney Channel, I've run out
Of patience and I'm 'bout to pout
O'er this singer-actor crap;
It might as well be cop-killing rap.
They are tone deaf, living on music
That will never worthily be called such.
Just give me AC/DC; I've had enough of this fake rock
That will never worthily be called rock.
Yes, they're tone deaf, tone deaf, tone deaf.
You are invited to picket with me the premiere of Miley's movie The Last Song whenever it comes out in 2010. It is based on the Nicholas Sparks novel of the same name, but I expect Disney to distort the story like they did with Hercules.
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How "mickey mouse" can it get? ;D
I love it. 555! It speaks the truth.
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