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Song Parodies -> "Too Much Queue Time On My Hands"

Original Song Title:

"Too Much Time On My Hands"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Too Much Queue Time On My Hands"

Parody Written by:

Broken Arrow

The Lyrics

This song is for anyone who works in a call center or especially for those who run call centers. People who handle escalated calls can relate.
Yeah I'm sittin' on this tall stool talkin' to a damn fool
got the three o'clock queues blues
And I've given up hope for this afternoon dope
and our queue time's at fifty-two!
Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?

Well I'm so tired of losin' I've got too much to do
and no time to do it.
Well I go floor cruisin' but there's too much to know
and all night I'll spend there.
Is it any wonder I'm still on salary?
Is it any wonder I'm not in sales?

Is it any wonder I've got too much queue time on my hands
It's tickin' away with my sanity.
I've got too much queue time on my hands
It's hard to believe it contractually.
I've got too much queue time on my hands
and it's tickin' away, tickin' away from me.
(Too much queue time on my hands)
It's tick tick tick tick tickin' away
(Too much queue time on my hands)
And I don't know what to do with myself.

(manager's guitar solo)

Too much queue time on my hands
Too much queue time on my hands
Too much queue time on my hands.

Now I'm a real-time genius, I can solve all these problems
with some overtime- yeah!
I got dozens of fans and the fun never ends-
That is as long as I'm apologizin'!
Is it any wonder I'm not the president?
Is it any wonder I'm still employed?

Is it any wonder I've got too much queue time on my hands
It's tickin' away with my sanity.
I've got too much queue time on my hands
It's hard to believe it contractually.
I've got too much queue time on my hands
and it's tickin' away, tickin' away from me.
(Too much queue time on my hands)
It's tick tick tick tick tickin' away
(Too much queue time on my hands)
And I don't know what to do with myself.
Mmmm-hmmmm.
Too much queue time on my hands.
Too much queue time on my--.

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