Give me a beer and find the watch for me
Give me a sub-seven time
I just drank eight beers and I puked in a dumpster
But now I'm ready for nine
My mother, my father, my wife and my friends
You've seen them laugh in my face
But I've got a Beast Light, and I just won't care
After I finish the case!

I'll wait in long lines, for expensive fries
Screaming out cheers like an a-hole
If it takes all that to be just who I am
Well, I'm gonna be a Terrapin fan

Now two plus seven, is half of sixteen
So you just stand up and lean
Hope he makes the catch, so I can spell out Ex-Lax
It make the team go

I'll wait in long lines, for expensive fries
Screaming out cheers like an a-hole
If it takes all that to be just who I am
Well, I'm gonna be a Terrapin fan

Keeping our sights on a New Years Bowl
Where happiness is just a few wins away
North Illinois, even worse than I heard it was
I closed my eyes and maybe it would go away

I'll wait in long lines, for expensive fries
Screaming out cheers like an a-hole
If it takes all that to be just who I am
Well, I'm gonna be a Terrapin fan