Suit and tied fat cat gettin' immense
Ain't got enough dough, he'll raise the rent
Tenant's flat broke he's a millionaire
He struts right by in Armani beware
Fat cat thinks he's a ladies cat
Struts like Casanova not much to look at
Had to pay for sex since time began
Bought his wife from a guy in Japan
Meow. No, don't cross his path!

He's a man of great fame and renown oh yeah
Rob and pillage people in seeming delight
And for his sins he's never ever contrite
Singin' the blues wondering what next to buy
Grinnin' fat cat, no one can defy
If you kiss his ass he'll use you awhile
Then he'll smack you down with a great big smile

He don't bother driving around town,
Got a helicopter, takes him for a flight
Looks at all the cattle sitting at traffic lights
He's a member of the good old boys, says
The winner's the one who dies with the most toys
I wish he could see how much he's reviled
But he'll be blind till he gets nailed at trial