Song Parodies -> Dan Quail With A Fork

Original Song Title:

"An Englishman in New York"

Original Performer:

Sting

  
Parody Song Title:

"Dan Quail With A Fork"

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

Never give this ex-vice president a fork, or this will happen!
Daddy Bush and I dined the other day,
He paid for my roast pork.
He gave me something to eat it with,
He gave me a knife and fork!

Wow-ow! Im an idiot, a dangerous mental idiot!
I am Dan Quail with a fork!
(Repeat)

I see a group of ladies over there,
They all have pretty hair.
I will give them something they will not forget;
I will stick them with my fork!

(Repeat chorus, first verse then chorus until the end of the song).
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