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Song Parodies -> "Porpoise Inside Your Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Fortress Around Your Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"Porpoise Inside Your Fart"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Have you ever let one and it sounded almost.... aquatic?
Within the walls of a lavatory
Crumbling tiles with streaks of yellow blight
No wipes to use, and cries of pity
You've let ones and been straining all through the night
It took a day to do your duty
The morning came fast, now it's afternoon
As you got up to put your pants back on
I recognized the sounds you had just made
I had to stop in my tracks for fear
Of walking on the piles you'd laid

And then I heard this porpoise inside your fart
Some kind of scary noises in your bowels
Had thought I heard a squid
From your colonary spasm
I figured that your anus was on fire

Then you went off to find some t.p.
Cause you'd been using your hand instead
This way so long for years and years
If I had shaken your hand I'd wished that I was dead
During the time you are sleeping
Again the splatterings invade
I had to stop in my tracks for fear
Of walking on the cables laid

(Repeat Chorus)

This prison has now become my home
A penance assumed for every day
Another day to do your duty
Starting from the dawn to the afternoon
As you got up to put your pants back on
I agonized from sounds you had just made
I had to stop in my tracks for fear
Of walking on the piles you'd laid

(Repeat Chorus)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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 4   1
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Adagio - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know the music, but this was so funny!
Johnny D - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I do know the music - and trust me, this one's a howler! "Porpoise inside your fart" - ohhh this so ludicrous and goofy that I love it !!
mac195 - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Disgustingly funny... 5-5-5
Guy - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, what Johnny D said. Don't know how I missed this when it 'came out' - or maybe I didn't. There was a strange odor around my computer that day as I recall. Well done. Another for the anals in the room full of toilets.
Paul Robinson - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
MrMcphisto - Looked over your list again and I DO know this one. Hilarious!!! (and as Johnny D noted back on December 8th, 2003, "a howler", if anyone needs further recommends to entice a look). Five's again....
Paul Robinson - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
MrMcphisto - Was just looking, if you didn't have NINE entries with NO VOTES your averages would be in the EXCEPTIONAL range. I hope some folks who know those songs will give them a read. This is very literate AND fun stuff...a combo I truly love... I'm probably getting pushy but it's less unseemly than for it to get to where the author feels the need for that. Some are by current artists like Coldplay and Soundgarden, but there are some 80's artists in there, I believe.
2LD4U - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved this original song as a kid, and I think this parody is hilarious!
MrMacphisto - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, man... :)

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