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Song Parodies -> "Mexican in US"

Original Song Title:

"Englishman in New York"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"Mexican in US"

Parody Written by:

Doommaster1994

The Lyrics

This song is not meant to be offensive. Yes, it's racist, but it's not intended to be offensive. Wrap your head around that! With Obama granting amnesty to several illegal aliens, I got inspired to write this parody. It's pretty much a Mexican telling you that they're coming in the USA and there's nothing you can do to stop them thanks to Obama. Again, for the last time, this parody is NOT to be taken offensively. It's merely a joke and should be treated as such. That is all. Thanks for reading!
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I don't eat nothing but tacos my friend,
I like myself wet on the back.
And you can tell just from the accent that I have,
I'm a Mexican in US.

You see me passing the US border,
a big sombrero on my head.
I take it everywhere I go,
I'm a Mexican in US.

Whoa I'm an alien I'm illegal alien,
I'm a Mexican in US.
Whoa I'm an alien I'm illegal alien,
I'm a Mexican in US.

If manners maketh man as someone said,
he's a loser of the day.
It takes a man to be a jerk to everyone,
be a pig no matter what they say.

Whoa I'm an alien I'm illegal alien,
I'm a Mexican in US.
Whoa I'm an alien I'm illegal alien,
I'm a Mexican in US.

With Obama's amnesty I can come here legally,
but you know I'm not the only one.
We will bring our pet fleas send them overseas,
kiss my part that doesn't see the sun.

Takes more than combat gear to stop us guys,
takes less than a license to make us green.
Confront us if you want or even if you dare,
if you do then we'll make sure that you scream.

If manners maketh man as someone said,
he's a loser of the day.
It takes a man to be polite to everyone,
be a pig no matter what they say.

Be a pig no matter what they say.

Whoa I'm an alien I'm illegal alien,
I'm a Mexican in US.
Whoa I'm an alien I'm illegal alien,
I'm a Mexican in US.

(Repeat and fade. Play La Cucaracha for saxophone solo.)

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Patrick - November 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Desafortunadamente, esta es la verdad. En unos pocos años, nuestro sitio tendra que cambiar al Español. Cada dia tendremos diez ejamplares de "El Naufragio del Edmund Fitzgerald" y "Yo Te Hechizé". Y Roberto de Sacramento escribira sobre los aviones y vehiculos blindados del Ejercito Mexicano.
Giorgio Coniglio - November 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Not sure it escapes being offensive, but it's clearly unsophisticated and unnecessary. Solid 2s
Inoffensive - November 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Go f--k yourself, and I don't mean that in a bad way.
Are you for real? - November 27, 2014 - Report this comment
Racist filth

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