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Song Parodies -> "Columbus Day Weekend at Cousin Scott's"

Original Song Title:

"Fortress of your Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"Columbus Day Weekend at Cousin Scott's"

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

My cousin Scott always reminded me of Sting, so here it goes.....
My mom and I got off the plane, located our luggage just in time.
We searched the airport for my cousin, we saw him right on time.
He had a lump on his bald head, I could not get my eyes off of it.
He explained that they ran in the family, and if he removed it,
The blood would splurt all over the place....
We arrived at his apartment, he explained that we would sleep in his bed.....

In Chicago during this weekend at cousin Scott's,
I will understand what he does, like it or not,
I will understand how he lives, bottom or top,
Will always remember weekend at cousin Scott's!

We went and saw some houses, that were bult long time ago,
Saw architecture all the time.
Was getting tired from the walking, started crying and the whine.
Went to Coldstone Cremery, had a big fat comfy cone,
Was blueberry flavored with white chocolate chips.
Later that night we ate Polish food, did not get seconds for obvious reasons!
and....
(Chorus)

I got up one morning, heard a knock.
It was my buddy, my cousin Scott.
He said we were going out for breakfast, at a Swedish place.
I ordered Swedish pancakes, with vanilla ice cream and berries.
We then went on a boat ride, and saw great sight seeing!
and....
(Chorus)

Hey Scott, if you become a rock star because of this parody, I will understand!

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