Song Parodies -> Are You Galled, The Way I Gloved You?
| Original Song Title: | "I Just Called To Say I Love You" |
| Original Performer: | Stevie Wonder |
| Parody Song Title: | "Are You Galled, The Way I Gloved You?" |
| Parody Written by: | Stan Hall |
Not just another proctological glove song ...
First time we fought,
Your claim I’d caught
You off guard with a lucky punch, nobody bought.
Tho’ you got decked
You lacked repect
So I signed on to fight the rematch that you sought.
Back on the mat,
I laid you flat,
You couldn’t beat the 10-count to resume combat:
Two jabs to gut,
An uppercut,
And once again, dazed, on the canvas floor you sat.
Are you galled, the way I gloved you?
Are you galled the way your flaws I bared?
I’m appalled you say I shoved you …
In your dreams! It’s just at bottom I’ve more heart.
To my alarm,
“Third time’s a charm,”
You boasted, braying, “This time I will do him harm!”
I didn’t fear
You could come near
To that, but that, KO’ed again, you’d buy the farm.
That final meet
Was short but sweet
It took less than a round for his’try to repeat
No saving bell
Prolonged your hell
And proved you should’ve quit while you could still compete.
Are you galled, the way I gloved you?
Are you galled the way your flaws I bared?
I’m appalled you say I shoved you …
In your dreams! It’s just at bottom I’ve more heart.
Yes, you sprawled each day I gloved you.
Then you bawled “He played the match unfair!”
Tho’ you’ve called the way I gloved you
Most unseemly, it’s at bottom I’ve more heart.
Your claim I’d caught
You off guard with a lucky punch, nobody bought.
Tho’ you got decked
You lacked repect
So I signed on to fight the rematch that you sought.
Back on the mat,
I laid you flat,
You couldn’t beat the 10-count to resume combat:
Two jabs to gut,
An uppercut,
And once again, dazed, on the canvas floor you sat.
Are you galled, the way I gloved you?
Are you galled the way your flaws I bared?
I’m appalled you say I shoved you …
In your dreams! It’s just at bottom I’ve more heart.
To my alarm,
“Third time’s a charm,”
You boasted, braying, “This time I will do him harm!”
I didn’t fear
You could come near
To that, but that, KO’ed again, you’d buy the farm.
That final meet
Was short but sweet
It took less than a round for his’try to repeat
No saving bell
Prolonged your hell
And proved you should’ve quit while you could still compete.
Are you galled, the way I gloved you?
Are you galled the way your flaws I bared?
I’m appalled you say I shoved you …
In your dreams! It’s just at bottom I’ve more heart.
Yes, you sprawled each day I gloved you.
Then you bawled “He played the match unfair!”
Tho’ you’ve called the way I gloved you
Most unseemly, it’s at bottom I’ve more heart.
© Stan Hall There's gotta be a real-life instance among professional practitioners of the sweet science this parallel, but none of the three-peat encounters that come readily to my mind quite match up. Oh well ...
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You went 15 rounds and won the decision.
The security code that I'm about to type in to post this comment is TNT ... *jab* *jab* *BOOM*!
being gloved either way doesn't sound particularly pleasant...like stevie wonder, i didn't see this coming
Excellent pacing
You totally Koed the original, Stan! Wonderful, witty writing. 555+
5's! Anything but the original :)
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