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Song Parodies -> "Don't Drive Junks! (friends don't let friends driv"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Drive Drunk!"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Drive Junks! (friends don't let friends driv"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Mechanically unfit cars kill people too! Friends don't let friends drive junks.
He and his car have had problems
That he's payed off but something's wrong (don't laugh it' paid for)
When it drives home from work smokin'
Just to find the oil is gone (All the oil burned up dummy)
He puts his fist into the dashboard
Steps on the throttle agin
Drives like there's nothing's borrowed
And decides to make us cringe

No don't drive junks
Don't drive junks, no
Don't drive junks
Motorists Against Dilapidated Drivers are mad

Al Bundy with a Dodge Gremlin
Says, "watch me go on the road"
But it's already so dilapidated
If you hit the gas it'd explode
But Peg Bundy says, "I don't think so"
Al boy says, "I can deal"
Swaggering out he says, "check you all later"
But I really think that she's thrilled (It's a good day when Al's out)

No don't drive junks
Don't drive junks, no
Don't drive junks
Motorist Against Dilapidated Drivers are mad
(Repeat)

(Background)
Don't drive junks
d-d-d don't drive junks
Don't drive junks
(Back Fire)
(repeat)

Boy out with girl in his first coach
Gets pulled over by the law
Officer says, "hey what's with this roach?"
"Boy have you been huffing gasahol?"
Boy says, "man are you crazy?"
Cop says, "hey park this hooptie"
The insults of a penalizer
Proves he's needs a D.U.B. (urban term for SUV)

No don't drive junks
Don't drive junks, no
Don't drive junks
Motorists Against Dilapidated Drivers are mad
(Repeat)
(Background)
Don't drive junks
d-d-d don't drive junks
Don't drive junks
(Back fire)
(repeat)

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