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Song Parodies -> "Don't Slam the Door When I Come Around"

Original Song Title:

"Stop Dragging My Heart Around"

Original Performer:

Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Slam the Door When I Come Around"

Parody Written by:

Greg Gildersleeve

The Lyrics

Salesperson:
Baby, I come knocking on your front door
Same old line I used to use before
Selling you junk
That's what I'm supposed to do
You don't know what you're getting into

So I add a little honey to the scent
Make you think you got a real bargain
Don't slam the door ...
Don't slam the door ...
Don't slam the door when I come around

Customer:
This tie isn't what I ordered
And this suit isn't what I bought
Salesperson:
Well, don't expect a big fat refund
There's no exception -- all sales are final

Customer:
I know you really want to tell me, get lost
I know you really want to fleece another fool

Lady, this chair you sold me is the wrong size
Salesperson:
Yeah, it buckles with the weight of your girth
Stop waving your ...
Stop waving your ...
Stop waving your receipt around

Consumers running 'round loose in the world
Ain't got nothing better to do
Customer:
We've spent all our hard-earned cash here
Salesperson:
You'll buy what we tell you to

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