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Song Parodies -> "Batteries"

Original Song Title:

"Valerie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Winwood

Parody Song Title:

"Batteries"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

My Walkman Wouldn't Play With My Ear Phones On
I Can't Help Finding Where I Last Saw Them
There's Still No Music In My Ears In My Player
So Bad I'm Dumb Then I Just Lost My Chick
Now They Can't Be That Dead When I Found The Problem

Batteries, There All Dead-There All Dead Batteries
They Are All Dead- There The Same Ones I Used To Have

A Love Song On My Walkman, But Don't Tell It All
With Double AAs & Triple AAAs Just Like There Dying
It's Skipping Like A Bunny On Those Commericals
Some Night The Copper Top Will On TV Soon
No They Can't Be That Dead When I Found The Problem

Batteries, There All Dead-There All Dead Batteries
They Are All Dead- There The Same Ones I Used To Have

There The Same Ones I Used To Have

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TCR - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Watch this: calories, burned by me, burned by me, calories, Can't you see...I'm as thin as I used to be That was crap, yet still better than "batteries." Justleave this classic tune alone.

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