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Song Parodies -> "Obama Ain't Got the Touch"

Original Song Title:

"The Touch"

Original Performer:

Stan Bush

Parody Song Title:

"Obama Ain't Got the Touch"

Parody Written by:

BulldozerBegins

The Lyrics

A song inspired by all the scandals of the Obama administration. Reader be warned: Strong viewpoints below my be politically and ideologically sensitive. Don't be surprised if you're slightly offended.
(Intro)
You ain't worth much!
Voters are sour!!! YEAH!!!

1. It is time you were impeached!
All you can do is give a speech!
You're a loser!

Selective Service, you defraud
Your party three times did boo God!
You deluded tool!

(First chorus)

Your chair is vacant when goin' gets tough!
You've screwed Arizona, but it's never enough!

You really suck!
Get out of power!

When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be dealing your third mulligan!

Where is Moochelle?
Indian Ocean?

Sheriff Arpaio's too tough?
You ain't worth much!

2. Will it soon end for all our sakes?
Everything about you is fake!
You're a liar!

And your Social Security!
Is still a dead man's property!
Up in Connecticut!

(Second chorus)

And you flub all your lines when your prompter does fall!
And you hate free markets, so you're slaying them all!

You're outta touch!
So drunk on power!

When Occupy runs loose;
You'll be adding some gas to the flame!

Stopped baby's heart!
With legal motions!

You act like too much ain't enough!
You lost your touch!

(Bridge)

You backed the Brotherhood!
Though they do nothing good!

(Final chorus)

You're at your best tearing our freedoms down!
So it's time we teamed up and ran you out of town!

You ain't worth much!
We're feeling sour!

You really suck!
Stay out of power!
YEAH!!!

(Voice in background: "So long, Obummer! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!")
"Obama Ain't Got the Touch" is part of the Every Ape and His Brother collection. This song may be found on Poss Window.

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BulldozerBegins - September 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow. Nobody seems all that interested in whether or not this flows hilariously in relation to the original. Reviewers only seem to care about the politics of it? And it's interesting how, just a few days after release, there seems to be no middle ground on feelings for it.
constitution guy - September 12, 2012 - Report this comment
i dont know the original song but i wish you were president of our 57 states. . . i have a theory on why no one commented. liberals suck off the system, conservatives pay for it all. figure the right wingers are working to pay for the odumbulous and all the liberal needs. hold your head up, truth is always golden

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