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Song Parodies -> "Tainted Glove"

Original Song Title:

"Tainted Love"

Original Performer:

Soft Cell

Parody Song Title:

"Tainted Glove"

Parody Written by:

Snow Cell

The Lyrics

An alternative christmas song in this global warming era:
Sometimes I feel I've got to get a sleigh
I've got to ride away to the rain that dries into the peak of heat
Cos everywhere, seems to snow nowhere
Leaves me in a plight
For my snowmen cannot sleep at night
Once I ran hot bath, now I water plants
Has no winter been given, I see no snowmen or shivers
MERRY CHRISTMAS! There's not nearly one


Tainted glove, oh no tainted gloves
They look new Ive got to run away
Ive got to make it snow, I dont really want choc-o-late from tree
To make me sick,
cos weather takes the mick
And you say santa is near
But Im sorry I dont prey for deer

Once I ran hot bath,
Now I water plants
Has no winter been given
I see no snowmen or shivers
MERRY CHRISTMAS! There's not nearly one

Tainted Glove, Oh No tainted gloves
Dont heat up please, I cannot stand the lack of freeze,
Love christmas but it doesnt snow
now im going to eat a mince pie though

Tainted gloves, oh, tainted gloves, oh no tainted gloves, oh no tainted gloves oh,
build a snowman no no (tainted gloves)
build a snowman melt down
tainted gloves, oh no tainted gloves!

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Steve K. - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
From the title, I thought that this one could be about 2 people: either Michael "the gloved one" Jackson, or LAPD cop Mark "glove-planter" Furman.
Michael Pacholek - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I was thinking either O.J. or the M.E.T.S. Did you hear the Mets signed Michael Jackson? Just what they need: Another guy who wears a glove on only one hand for no apparent reason. (Michael Jackson jokes were so much simpler then.)

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