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Song Parodies -> "A Rodent's Life"

Original Song Title:

"18 And Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Skid Row

Parody Song Title:

"A Rodent's Life"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Morse

The Lyrics

Mickey was a young mouse
He made a lot of toons
Back in '35 he was as
Good as any Looney Tune

He used to be so cool
That mouse he was no clown
He kicked a lot of ass
Seemed like no one could take him down

Then Disney changed him, ooh
They made him bland
He roams the parks a silent mascot
Might as well now be a robot
And now

That rodent's life it sucks now
That rodent's life it blows
He had his time but now
That rodent's life it blows
That rodent's life it sucks now
That rodent's life it blows
He had his time but now
That rodent's life it blows

Now he's so boring
He used to be so cool
He once was so funny
Now he's a lame-ass fool

He used to have adventures
Mickey was a wild one
Now no more trouble
Somebody might complain

Yawn, yawn! Snooze it up
The mouse is now a bore
You can't think exciting
When your bosses are money whores

And now

That rodent's life it sucks now
That rodent's life it blows
He had his time but now
That rodent's life it blows
That rodent's life it sucks now
That rodent's life it blows
He had his time but now
That rodent's life it blows

"Life's so freakin' crappy"
They all heard Mickey say
He points a pistol to his head
And blows himself away

That rodent's life it sucks now
That rodent's life it blows
He had his time but now
That rodent's life it blows
That rodent's life it sucks now
That rodent's life it blows
He had his time but now
That rodent's life it blows

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Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I will start you off Andrew! Whilst cartoon characters committing suicide ain't quite my cup of tea, I never liked Mickey Mouse anyway. I thought it was ok !
Blech - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
very phunny!!!!

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