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Song Parodies -> "Record Breaker"

Original Song Title:

"Jose Cuervo"

Original Performer:

Shelly West

Parody Song Title:

"Record Breaker"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

I once had a record breaker named Brian, come into my studio on January 30th, 2016. Wasn't pretty. Requested by recordbreaker666.
[Verse 1]
Well, it's January,
And the weekend's startin',
With some sausage and hash browns,
That I started eatin'.
Then I played one old disc here,
I heard no singin',
Someone has broke my records last night.

[Chorus]
Record breaker, you're ruining all the fun.
I got a CD, and I played them one by one.
But then you stopped all the music, by burning it in the sun,
Then you skipped all the beats, and you shooted your gun.

[Verse 2]
Now, wait a minute,
There's no fun on the weekend,
Where is this record,
And who threw it out the window?
I like some rock, but I can't play any country,
Cause Brian has broke my records last night.

[Chorus]
Record breaker, you're ruining all the fun.
I got a CD, and I played them one by one.
But then you stopped all the music, by burning it in the sun,
Then you skipped all the beats, and you shooted your gun.

[Verse 3]
I got in my car, I drove away from him for so long,
I said, "Mister DJ, let's play another song."
Well, he bought all the CD's,
And he played them alright,
Tomorrow thieves might rob them,
But let's rock the boat tonight!

[Chorus 2]
Record breaker, you'll never ruin the fun,
We're playing music, and you can't break them on the run.
Every time you smash the jukebox, you should pay for them at once,
Get out of here, get away,
Never do that!
(Yeah, don't do that.)

[Chorus]
Record breaker, you're ruining all the fun.
I got a CD, and I played them one by one.
But then you stopped all the music, by burning it in the sun,
Then you skipped all the beats, and you shooted your gun.

[Chorus]
Record breaker, you've ruined all the fun.
I hope nobody, including Brian, breaks my records ever again.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Records.

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