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Song Parodies -> "Dear Mr. Jesus"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Mr. Jesus"

Original Performer:

Sharon Batts

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Mr. Jesus"

Parody Written by:

CMG

The Lyrics

This song really should be about people with disabilities, rather than kids being hurt by their parents so here it is. It basically says Dear Mr Jesus, I wish everybody knew the "Person First, Disability Second" motto. There needs to be more songs devoted to people with disabilities, such as myself. I have muscular dystrophy, charge syndrome, and dyslexia.
Dear Mr. Jesus, I just had to write to you
I heard someone use the term "confined to a wheelchair and it hurt my feelings.
My friend is not a blind person, she's a person with a visual impairment.
Jesus, thought I'd take this right to you
Dear Mr. Jesus, I don't understand
Why they dont use "person first"
I am a girl that uses hearing aids, not the hearing impaired girl
I am a girl with Spina Bifida, not a cripple.
I am a Delagate of YLF for people with Disabilties
I am a strong advocate.
The Ability within me recognizes the ability within my friends.
I am not learning disabled, I have a learning disability.
Dear Mr. Jesus, let everybody understand
We are not to be labled by our disabilities, it's Abilities that matter
I have many abilities, thought I cannot speak
I can write, thought my vision is poor
The Ability within me recognizes the Ability within you
Dear Mr. Jesus, you know in your eyes, im perfect
I am able to use sign language, though I cannot hear
I love to have fun despite my disabilities
The Ability within me recognizes the ability within you

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Overall Rating: 2.0

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olga - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
This is something that is true. The problem with society is that they stare and critizise. I believe our children deserve to be treated no different from the rest.

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