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Song Parodies -> "Horse Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Mean Streets"

Original Performer:

Savage Nation

Parody Song Title:

"Horse Meat"

Parody Written by:

Oofle McGoofle

The Lyrics

Hungry for somethin’
that’s old yet new?
Five year ban lifted
And here’s the news:

(Chorus)
I never thought
I’d be dinin’
On something I
had been ridin’
Horse meat
Comin’ my way
Over complaints
By USDA

Slaughterhouse
Up-comin’
Animal activists
Meat shunnin’

Waitin’ list
Yeah, it’s a long one
A-Lovers pissed
But Imma buy some
(Y’all get some!)

When it arrives, yum, yum!!!

I never thought
I’d be dinin’
On something I
had been ridin’
Horse meat
Comin’ my way
Over complaints
By USDA

Some states vow
Hard litigation
But get da Fu-k outta here
This is a free nation

Already got penned cattle
Hormone pumped
Meat tastes edible
But prices jumped

Then there’s organic
Grass fed
Health food store stuff
‘Nough said

I never thought
I’d be dinin’
On something I
had been ridin’
Horse meat
Comin’ my way
Over complaints
By USDA

Horse meat
Ain’t all that bad
Not like were livin’
In a Third World land

So I’ll wait for mine
Not a mistake
This is over-hyped
Put some on ma plate

Yeah. set a date!

I never thought
I’d be dinin’
On something I
had been ridin’
Horse meat
Comin’ my way
Over complaints
By USDA

Who cares what they say anyway???

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Strider - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Stop horsing around ;-)
Phil N - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
pretty good
??? - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
The parody or the horse meat???

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