-> "Black Charcoal Cookin'"
Original Song Title:
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Black Charcoal Cookin'"
Hate that black charcoal cookin'
Nasty black charcoal cookin'
Meat cooked by your mom
And it's not even High heat
Claims it's well-done steak cookin'
Well, Hell No! I say, make mine bloody!
Makes my mom all red and angry
Quoting Bible Jew dietary
(The animal's soul is in the blood)
Hear my steak that is sizzling
Past turning brown, smoking it
All the blood draining, fizzling
Turning black, to pan stuck is it!
Looks like a hockey puck, crazy!
Tough as leather, not juicy!
Yeah, I'll make mom go crazy
Eat some raw before she's home
Ingesting blood I'm craving- forget cookin'
It's too bad this meat's cold!!!
Still better than charcoal...
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