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Song Parodies -> "Stop Polluting The Sea"

Original Song Title:

"Under The Sea"

Original Performer:

Samuel E Wright

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Polluting The Sea"

Parody Written by:

InsertNameHere

The Lyrics

[Sebastian]
The water is always greener,
Then when we left it last.
It used to just be lures and bait
But now lives are ending fast

So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills
You're killing our ecosystem with fishing and oil spills!

Stop polluting the sea
(Screw you BP)
Stop polluting the sea
(Screw you BP!)
The British are killing, oil is spilling
Nobody can see!

[Ariel] MY EYES!

[Sebastian]
Chinamen are feasting on Flounder's fins,
The Japanese killed all of our whale friends!
The ocean is browning, I think I'm drowning!
You're polluting the sea!

Down here all the trash is piled up
Fish carcasses, on the waves they roll
The fish on land should be happy
They have their filtered bowls!
We couldn't be more unlucky
We're in for a horrid fate
The 98 percent unexplored
Won't know until it's too late!

Stop polluting the sea
Stop polluting the sea!
Suffocation by random trash
Starving cause we can't eat crap!
We'd be better off fried and cooked
I'd even take being stabbed by a fishing hook
The dolphins aren't breathing
The sharks have stopped eating
Stop polluting the sea!
Stop polluting the sea!
Life's no longer sweet here
No one got the beat here
We're all dying slowly!
Even the sturgeon an' the ray,
No longer have the urge to play
We've lost all our spirit
No music to hear it
Stop polluting the sea!

The newt went mute
The carp lost his harp
The plaice got no base
And they're all on hooks real sharp
The bass was seen here last
The chub smashed his tub
And the fluke's no longer the duke of soul!
(Yeah)
The ray didn't stay,
The lings are hung by their strings,
The trout's time ran out,
The blackfish got too many anemone stings!
The smelt and the sprat,
We don't know where they at
And that blowfish forgot to blow!

Stop polluting the sea
Stop polluting the sea
Now our sardine
Are sold with their beguine
It's not music to me!
What do they got? A lot of debris!
So they said "Screw it, dump it in the sea!"
Each clam would always jam down here!
Up there they be used in chowder!
Stop polluting the sea!
No slugs deserved
To be salted and served
Stop polluting the sea!
We used to have a lot of snails
But they be in France served as a meal!
That's why we're trying
To prevent us from dying
You humans are why we're
All going to die here!
In your new polluted sea!

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