-> "Good Masturbator"
Original Song Title:
"Smooth Operator"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Good Masturbator"
Parody Written by:
Anon Guy
The Lyrics
Got no life, momma's boy
He can't get laid, earns minimum wage, and fondles his toy
Porn-site flicks and chat-room chicks
When you rely on girls online to get your kicks
No place for the normal or moderate geeks
When dignity is left behind
No way to meet women but somewhere to freak
Don't even ask
He's a good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Town to town, rejected from club-scenes, ugly man
At work or home and riding the subway, use that hand
Door to door, each two-bit whore
He flirts with dogs, romances hogs
He just can't score
A penchant for porn, a celibate past
Breast-feeding memories just ain't gonna last
His ass may be bloated but his hand is fast
Don't even ask
He's a good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Town to town, rejected from club-scenes, ugly man
At work or home and riding the subway, use that hand
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
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