Song Parodies -> Good Masturbator
| Original Song Title: | "Smooth Operator" |
| Original Performer: | Sade |
| Parody Song Title: | "Good Masturbator" |
| Parody Written by: | Anon Guy |
Despite the title, this parody is not sexually explicit. It is not about masturbation; it is intended to draw an analogy that pokes fun at society because we now spend less and less time interacting socially (which includes sexual interaction) and more time interacting virtually. At any rate - I think it's funny and hope you enjoy it. If you would like to play the real music (I think it's pretty well timed with the original song), these lyrics fit the original album cut and not the extended smooth jazz version.
Got no life, momma's boy
He can't get laid, earns minimum wage, and fondles his toy
Porn-site flicks and chat-room chicks
When you rely on girls online to get your kicks
No place for the normal or moderate geeks
When dignity is left behind
No way to meet women but somewhere to freak
Don't even ask
He's a good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Town to town, rejected from club-scenes, ugly man
At work or home and riding the subway, use that hand
Door to door, each two-bit whore
He flirts with dogs, romances hogs
He just can't score
A penchant for porn, a celibate past
Breast-feeding memories just ain't gonna last
His ass may be bloated but his hand is fast
Don't even ask
He's a good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Town to town, rejected from club-scenes, ugly man
At work or home and riding the subway, use that hand
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
He can't get laid, earns minimum wage, and fondles his toy
Porn-site flicks and chat-room chicks
When you rely on girls online to get your kicks
No place for the normal or moderate geeks
When dignity is left behind
No way to meet women but somewhere to freak
Don't even ask
He's a good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Town to town, rejected from club-scenes, ugly man
At work or home and riding the subway, use that hand
Door to door, each two-bit whore
He flirts with dogs, romances hogs
He just can't score
A penchant for porn, a celibate past
Breast-feeding memories just ain't gonna last
His ass may be bloated but his hand is fast
Don't even ask
He's a good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Town to town, rejected from club-scenes, ugly man
At work or home and riding the subway, use that hand
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
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Well done, John - smooth! 5's!
And a famous mental-masturbator called Howard Stern earned a "Smooth Operator" parody from me, called "Crude-Thought Parader":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/sade5.shtml
And a famous mental-masturbator called Howard Stern earned a "Smooth Operator" parody from me, called "Crude-Thought Parader":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/sade5.shtml
A stroke of genius. 5's
Thanks for something intelligent
Songs like this just jerk me off. Well done, 5s.
This may be the single best parody I have seen on this site. You so perfectly capture the title situation. "Town to town...." I can actually hear Sade singing this!!! Dare I suggest that you "keep it up"??!
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