Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Good Masturbator"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Operator"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sade

Parody Song Title:

"Good Masturbator"

Parody Written by:

Anon Guy

The Lyrics

Despite the title, this parody is not sexually explicit. It is not about masturbation; it is intended to draw an analogy that pokes fun at society because we now spend less and less time interacting socially (which includes sexual interaction) and more time interacting virtually. At any rate - I think it's funny and hope you enjoy it. If you would like to play the real music (I think it's pretty well timed with the original song), these lyrics fit the original album cut and not the extended smooth jazz version.
Got no life, momma's boy
He can't get laid, earns minimum wage, and fondles his toy
Porn-site flicks and chat-room chicks
When you rely on girls online to get your kicks

No place for the normal or moderate geeks
When dignity is left behind
No way to meet women but somewhere to freak

Don't even ask
He's a good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator

Town to town, rejected from club-scenes, ugly man
At work or home and riding the subway, use that hand

Door to door, each two-bit whore
He flirts with dogs, romances hogs
He just can't score

A penchant for porn, a celibate past
Breast-feeding memories just ain't gonna last
His ass may be bloated but his hand is fast

Don't even ask
He's a good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator

Town to town, rejected from club-scenes, ugly man
At work or home and riding the subway, use that hand

Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator
Good masturbator, good masturbator

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   3
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Johnny D - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, John - smooth! 5's!

And a famous mental-masturbator called Howard Stern earned a "Smooth Operator" parody from me, called "Crude-Thought Parader":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/sade5.shtml
mac - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
A stroke of genius. 5's
Royce Miller - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for something intelligent
Guy - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Songs like this just jerk me off. Well done, 5s.
JustAnotherGirl - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This may be the single best parody I have seen on this site. You so perfectly capture the title situation. "Town to town...." I can actually hear Sade singing this!!! Dare I suggest that you "keep it up"??!
KoneBracker - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Unfunniness Parody Song --

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/sade6.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1258