-> "Gloom Perpetrator"
Original Song Title:
"Smooth Operator"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gloom Perpetrator"
Parody Written by:
Connie Bryson
The Lyrics
GLOOM PERPETRATOR
There she is......on the stage
The toast of seven continents, she's all the rage
So blase...... that's her style
And not even laughing gas would make her smile
Hair so severe..... expression so sad
Whatever happened, it must have been bad... so sad to say, she's a
Gloom Perpetrator (4x)
Mournful eyes........ skinny thighs
Lips to large to ever win a beauty prize...
Fashionplate........ underweight
Who would guess so much success to celebrate
She's Number One..... but she doesn't care
She lives a life of chronic despair....... so sad to say, she's a
Gloom Perpetrator (4x)
Poker-faced display of emotion, A to B
No cadaver could have a flatter EEG
Standing so still, singing so low
Her vital signs must be quite slow...... so sad to say, she's a
Gloom Perpetrator (4x)
Comatose lethargy
Wonder how she ever got on MTV?
Just one push, and she'd fall
Someone must have pumped her full of Demerol
She's semi-conscious, her mind is a blank
She only wakes up to go to the bank........ so sad to say, she's a
Gloom Perpetrator (4x)
Too sad to smile....... and too weak to weep
Lip-synching lyrics and falling asleep....... so sad to say, she's a
Gloom Perpetrator (4x)
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