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Song Parodies -> "Smooth Copulater"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Opertator"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sade

Parody Song Title:

"Smooth Copulater"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Candle lights, pleasure oils
He moves his waist with maximum grace and minimum toil
Country charm and English pomp
One does require birthday attire for passion romps

No time for the clergy or chastity belts
Those manacles are meant for Nuns
No time for confession when sex should be felt

Try not to laugh
He's a smooth copulater,
smooth copulater,
smooth copulater,
smooth copulater.

Pole to Pole, Parée to Morocco, jet set wet
He'll jump the pond and splash in lake Tahoe, you can bet.

Chest to breast, each soft embrace
So Sultan Sheik in Satin Sheets
With rhythmic pace.

No harem to love, a service for one
Melts all her panties when they're having fun
His hands are like velvet on her sticky buns

Try not to Laugh
He's a smooth copulater,
smooth copulater,
smooth copulater,
smooth copulater.

Conte to Kant, Rembrandt to impasto, cultured gent
Caressing front and back, like Picasso, cubist lent

Smooth Copulater,
smooth copulater,
smooth copulater,
smooth copulater,
smooth copulater...


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alvin rhodes - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
i took notes...thanks for the tips
John Barry - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
A work of art. Beautifully written.
Red Ant - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! One of your best, Lionel.
TJC - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice work! "So Sultan Sheik in Satin Sheets" LOL (laughing over lewdness!)... Oscillator/Copulator.... wondrin' whats next... Defibrillator, Masticator... ? Hope there's a third edition.
Lionel Mertens - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks JB, alvin, & TJC. I had actually written this two days. Just didn't think about posting it right away till I saw the oscillator one.

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